Category Archives: Dutch And Royce

Hippojuice: October 2nd, 2019

Hippojuice Highlights 10/2/19:

– Royce and Marie have been going to the Eat to the Beat Concert Series at Epcot and have seen Smash Mouth, Post Modern Jukebox, and Sugar Ray

– Royce and Marie also did the Smuggler’s Run ride in Disney’s Hollywood Studios

– What is the appropriate age to give kids a cell phone?

– What is new in 2019 that is good?

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Hippojuice: September 4th, 2019

Hippojuice Highlights 9/4/19:

– Jordan Peterson’s voice was used to make things the Street Fighter Guile speech and Jesus Christ is my Nigga rap and he’s not happy about it

– Royce and Marie went to Vancouver and did it all, and I meant it all, in only 9 days

– Zach Anner called in to catch up on things with his writing on Speechless and his future endeavors – follow him on Twitter @Zachanner

– We finish up with sports talk and cute animal videos

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Hippojuice: July 31st, 2019

Hippojuice Highlights 7/31/19:

– We get walked through a day in the life of Joe Coletta filled with Pearl Jam alarms, hard boiled eggs, frozen white castle lunches followed by sensible dinners.

– Then we get a day in the life of Mitch and Sherri who get up early, cook delicious food for breakfast, lunch and dinner and have a cute baby

– Royce’s day takes a lot of time on the toilet followed by a lot of radio, and then he cooks dinner

– Marie has a weekly shaving regimen and knows exactly how many glasses of wine to have for a good time

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Dutch and Royce: November 28th, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 11/28/17:

– Joel almost died while we were out but it was just broken ribs

– Royce also thought he was dying but it was just yeast

– We share Thanksgiving 2017 stories

– The Eric Andre Show is the best kept secret on Adult Swim, and Punisher isn’t that great, and other TV reviews

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Dutch and Royce: October 24th, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 10/24/17:

– Royce gets a call right away by an ROTC fan asking about his trip to UF for the Richard Spencer protest

– Mitch goes to a 2nd screening of A Gray State and found out there’s a group dedicated to David Crowley shitting on us. Also, Mitch is straight?

– Marie gets called in and selected for Jury Duty and then gets sick on car salad

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Dutch and Royce: October 17th, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 10/17/2017:

– Mitch and Sherri got new carpets today

– What’s Worse – Canada’s Worst Handyman or Gilmore Girls?

– Your penis is too small!

– Jennifer Lawrence talks about having to stand naked in a lineup, Corey Feldman talks about predators on The View, & Courtney Love calls out Harvey Weinstein in 2005

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Dutch and Royce: September 26th, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 9/26/17:

– Mitch and Sherri go to a screening of a documentary called ‘A Gray State’ about his friend David Crowley

– West Point cadet wears a Che Guevera tee under uniform

– What is everyone’s stance on the NFL’s taking a knee issue

– Dutch DJs a dual Mexican wedding full of drama

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Dutch and Royce: September 19th, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 9/19/17:

– We Listen to Better Music Than You kicks off the show with Coincidance

– Mitch and Sherri go to the Renaissance Festival and see smooshed boobs

– Royce goes to Washington, D.C. for the MOAR and Juggalo March

– Marie has her own solo adventures at home while Royce is away

– Joel gets boo’ed twice at the wedding he played

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Dutch and Royce: August 22nd, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 8/22/17:

– Dutch is taking a lot of poops

– The Defenders is a good show minus Iron Fist’s obsession with The Hand

– Len has Stolen Joel’s Sunshine and we admit bad 90’s bands we actually liked

– Royce and Dutch talk sports while Marie watches cats

– Trump is able to stare into the depths of the solar eclipse

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Dutch and Royce: August 15th, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 8/15/17:

– Alt-Right and Antifa people are super mad at each other

– Steve Harvey’s ex-wife was married to a drug smuggler

– A full solar eclipse is causing schools to cancel for fear of children blindness

– Watch Ozark, Maron, and Glow if you haven’t already

– Captain Planet was so hack

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Dutch and Royce August 8th, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 8/8/17:

– We have Chris Hammill guest star a special Royce Over My Hammy episode of D&R

– Chris, Mitch and Sherri try to go off the grid while Royce gets to drive a Tesla Model S

– We interview Jarrod Alonge, the singer from Canadian Softball and Sunrise Skater Kids

– Gender gaps in Tech are due to biological differences says Damore from Google

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Dutch and Royce: August 1st, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 8/1/17:

– Royce gets on Twitter for one day and gets blocked by Andy Richter and Will Arnett

– Mitch and Sherri go to a wood carvers festival and look at wood

– Lil Duval makes a transgender killing joke on air

– The path of viewing spots for this month’s solar eclipse cuts overwhelmingly through places that voted for Trump.

– We go mining for Buzzfeed and land on Asians freaking out on a glass bridge

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Dutch and Royce: July 11th, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 7/11/17:

– David Avacado Wolfe doesn’t believe in science, gravity, or shoes.

– John got to announce an indie wrestling event

– Royce and Marie see Incubus in concert in Tampa

– Barry Ducrow is a Go Pro addict and needs to buy his accessories

– Shia LaBeouf has lost his mind and threatened a cop

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Dutch and Royce: June 27th, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 6/27/17:

– Sherri Dahl marries Mitch Heil willingly to each other and rate it a 10/10

– We all tell stories of how we get to Minnesota and just our weekend in general

– The reception was a ton of fun and it was the best weekend ever

– Yes, it’s all wedding stories for 2 hours. Deal with it. We love Mitch and Sherri.

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Dutch and Royce: June 13th, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 6/13/17:

– Dennis Rodman goes to North Korea on the money of PotCoin.com

– If cheese pizza were running for president, what the vice president be?

– Our friend Joe calls in from E3 2017 to talk about new video games, The Big Show and VR

– Royce picks up 3 pro soccer players and doesn’t say he’s married

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Dutch and Royce: May 30th, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 5/30/17:

– Mitch and Sherri celebrate their Bachelor / ette Party over Memorial Day Weekend #LastSailBeforeTheVeil

– Petition Calls Ubisoft to Change Far Cry 5 Villains to Muslims

– Dutch was working super hard at his green houses’ open house and blocks in a douchebag

– Kathy Griffin goes to far with Trumps head and Tiger Woods gets a DUI

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