Category Archives: The Cousin Joe Show

The Cousin Joe Show: October 19th, 2017

With Dan In Studio
Joe Reviews The Bumble App
We Share Some Of Our “Firsts”
Teacher Snapchats In The Middle Of Fucking Students
Guess The Drug
Televangelist Says God Will Smite Mean People

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The Cousin Joe Show: October 5th, 2017

With Dan, Heather Candella & Jody Lee
– Couple Fucking In Car Refuses to Stop For Cop
– Our Own Car Fucking Stories
– Joe Gives Some Best Of Stories
– Robot Rape
– Labia Jewelry

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The Cousin Joe Show: September 28th, 2017

– With Dan
– Our First Porn Discoveries
– Joe & Dan’s Failures with Women

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The Cousin Joe Show: September 14th, 2017

– With Joe Conte In Studio
– Podcasting Talk/Joe’s Concert Story
– Social Justice Warriors
– Small Talk

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The Cousin Joe Show: August 17th, 2017

– With Dan & Heather Candella
– Uneducated Politic Talk
– Solar Eclipse End Of The World
– Pube Trimming Injuries
– Guy Fucks A Fence
– Fire Piss
– Logjammin
– Woman Shits On Bus

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The Cousin Joe Show: August 10th, 2017

– With Dave Saitzyk & Kenny Michaels
– Joe Re-hashes his bachelor party experience
– Comedy Film Remakes
– Guy Pees On Family At Concer

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The Cousin Joe Show: July 27th, 2017

– With Dan
– Joe’s Bachelor Party Experience
– Machete Wielding 1 Armed Clown
– Guy Goes Bananas
– Topless Road Rage
– MAYBE Fake GMA Tinder Match Up
– The Unfortunate State of Humor In This Country

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The Cousin Joe Show: March 31st, 2017

– With Nick
– Joe’s Tinder Update
– Kenny Michaels Joins Us
– Hilarious Madness Ensues

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The Cousin Joe Show: March 23rd, 2017

– With Nick. Special Guests, Royce & Marie
– Joe’s An Asshole At Concerts
– Sex Doll That Needs To Be Romanced First
– Is It Faggy To Cuddle?
– Joe’s Tinder Profile Gets A Review…an awful one

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The Cousin Joe Show: February 16th, 2017

– With Royce Lopez
– Worst Porn Dialogue Ever
– Ricky Gervais-Johnny Depp Talk
– Guns For Tards.com
– Guest Alex Jones Calls In
– Marie Lopez Joins Us
– Away With Muslims

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The Cousin Joe Show: December 22nd, 2016

– With Royce Lopez
– First Show In The New Studio
– Joe Makes Friends With His Neighbours
– Tv/Movie Talk, Actresses That Fuck Up Their Faces With Plastic
– Vin Diesel’s (maybe) Drunk Interview
– Chinaman Nipple Fondler Caught….FINALLY

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The Cousin Joe Show: December 15th, 2016

-With Guest Royce Lopez
-War Dogs/Jonah Hill talk/movie comedy talk
-VR update
– If Joe Was in Westworld
– Drugs at a concert, legal and illegal
– Sex talk
– We learn about Half night stands

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The Cousin Joe Show: November 24th, 2016

– The Thanksgiving special that has nothing to do with Thanksgiving. Recorded show I did with Nick in July that hasn’t been aired til now.

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The Cousin Joe Show: November 17th, 2016

– Joe’s Beard
– Kenny Michaels Skypes In
– British Chick Uses Jizz As Anti-Aging Cream
– New Telemarketer Call
– Retainers Designed For Blowjobs

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The Cousin Joe Show: November 10th, 2016

– Joe’s Latest Concert Experience
– Topless Protesters At Polling Place
– Royce Lopez Joins Us
– Election Talk
– Other Things That I Don’t Remember

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The Cousin Joe Show: October 13th, 2016

– Update On Last Weeks Revelation
– Royce Skypes In
– New Green Day Album/Joe’s Exclusive Boxed Set Collection
– Zombie Hunter Fails At Killing His First Zombie
– Alternatives To Cable TV
– HBO’s Westworld/Deadwood Talk
– Porn Stars Tell Crazy Fan Encounters
– Documentary Now Talk

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The Cousin Joe Show: October 10th, 2016

– Amanda Knox & Other Documentary Talk
– Royce Lopez Joins Us With Breaking Hurricane Matthew News
– Vibrator Stuck Up Girls Ass Leads To Surgery
– Christian Woman Reads & Reviews Rap Lyrics
– Pastor Royce Gives His Views On Rap & Bathroom Preaching Holes
– Opie & Anthony Talk
– Friends of Friends That Don’t Get Our Humor
– Hammy Joins Us In Studio, Joe & Royce Learn Just How Phony Punchy And Katie Are

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The Cousin Joe Show: September 29th, 2016

– With Royce Lopez.
– Creepy Clown Update
– Feminist Fights The Power By Getting Face Fucked
– Guys Who Get Off On Humiliation
– Our First Time Jerk Off/Wet Dream Stories
– Adam Sandler & His Shit Films,
– Actresses Who Don’t Learn To Not Get Plastic Surgery

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The Cousin Joe Show: September 15th, 2016

– Joe’s Move
– Creepy Clown Sightings/Rob Zombie Film Talk
– Titty Flash At Bar Mitzfah
– Royce Skypes In
– Our Past Work

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The Cousin Joe Show: July 28th, 2016

– With Dave Saitzyk, Featuring Kenny Michaels & Royce Lopez
– Early Music Sharing
– How Long Do You Put Up With A Crazy Girl?
– More Music & Movie Talk
– List Of American Customs Offensive In Other Countries

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The Cousin Joe Show: July 21st, 2016

– With Dave Saitzyk & Royce Lopez
– Drone Talk
– Joe’s Kinda Girl
– One of our rare political discussions
– Guy wears headband light while driving a car with broken lights

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The Cousin Joe Show: June 23rd, 2016

– Ticketmaster Settlement
– “Documentary Now!” Talk
– Stairway And Other Borrowed Songs
– New Dating Site
– Porn For The Blind

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The Cousin Joe Show: June 16th, 2016

– With Ian Lazarus & Royce Lopez
– Bonnaroo Recap
– Other Festival Talk

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The Cousin Joe Show: June 2nd, 2016

– With Ian Lazarus
– Bonnaroo Talk
– Couple Arrested For Naked Meth Antics
– Scott Weiland Talk
– Proof Of God-Pastor Royce Calls In
– Relationship-Marriage Talk

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The Cousin Joe Show: May 26th, 2016

– With Guest Stephanie Vanacor
– Germany Creates Sex Manual For Immigrants
– New Video From Crazy German Weapon Guy
– Farting Weatherman/Meteorologist Told To Cover Up After Complaints
– First Penis Transplant
– “Bros” Get Out Of Paying For Dates
– Guitar Hero Of Sex Video Game
– Sex Factor Reality Show

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The Cousin Joe Show: May 12th, 2016

– With Royce Lopez
– Unlocking A Smartphone With Your Cock (with Demonstration)
– Trust In Relationships
– Joe Unboxes The Bonnarroo Gift Bag
– Pastor Royce Gives Advice

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The Cousin Joe Show: May 5th, 2016

– With Ian Lazarus
– We Talk Our Pearl Jam Weekend
– Guy Arrested For Rough Sex Death
– Sex On Drugs Talk
– Deep Love Talk (Knuckle Deep)
– Yearbook Cock Photo Arrest

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