Category Archives: The Cousin Joe Show

The Cousin Joe Show: February 16th, 2017

– With Royce Lopez
– Worst Porn Dialogue Ever
– Ricky Gervais-Johnny Depp Talk
– Guns For Tards.com
– Guest Alex Jones Calls In
– Marie Lopez Joins Us
– Away With Muslims

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The Cousin Joe Show: December 22nd, 2016

– With Royce Lopez
– First Show In The New Studio
– Joe Makes Friends With His Neighbours
– Tv/Movie Talk, Actresses That Fuck Up Their Faces With Plastic
– Vin Diesel’s (maybe) Drunk Interview
– Chinaman Nipple Fondler Caught….FINALLY

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The Cousin Joe Show: December 15th, 2016

-With Guest Royce Lopez
-War Dogs/Jonah Hill talk/movie comedy talk
-VR update
– If Joe Was in Westworld
– Drugs at a concert, legal and illegal
– Sex talk
– We learn about Half night stands

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The Cousin Joe Show: November 24th, 2016

– The Thanksgiving special that has nothing to do with Thanksgiving. Recorded show I did with Nick in July that hasn’t been aired til now.

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The Cousin Joe Show: November 17th, 2016

– Joe’s Beard
– Kenny Michaels Skypes In
– British Chick Uses Jizz As Anti-Aging Cream
– New Telemarketer Call
– Retainers Designed For Blowjobs

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The Cousin Joe Show: November 10th, 2016

– Joe’s Latest Concert Experience
– Topless Protesters At Polling Place
– Royce Lopez Joins Us
– Election Talk
– Other Things That I Don’t Remember

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The Cousin Joe Show: October 13th, 2016

– Update On Last Weeks Revelation
– Royce Skypes In
– New Green Day Album/Joe’s Exclusive Boxed Set Collection
– Zombie Hunter Fails At Killing His First Zombie
– Alternatives To Cable TV
– HBO’s Westworld/Deadwood Talk
– Porn Stars Tell Crazy Fan Encounters
– Documentary Now Talk

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The Cousin Joe Show: October 10th, 2016

– Amanda Knox & Other Documentary Talk
– Royce Lopez Joins Us With Breaking Hurricane Matthew News
– Vibrator Stuck Up Girls Ass Leads To Surgery
– Christian Woman Reads & Reviews Rap Lyrics
– Pastor Royce Gives His Views On Rap & Bathroom Preaching Holes
– Opie & Anthony Talk
– Friends of Friends That Don’t Get Our Humor
– Hammy Joins Us In Studio, Joe & Royce Learn Just How Phony Punchy And Katie Are

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The Cousin Joe Show: September 29th, 2016

– With Royce Lopez.
– Creepy Clown Update
– Feminist Fights The Power By Getting Face Fucked
– Guys Who Get Off On Humiliation
– Our First Time Jerk Off/Wet Dream Stories
– Adam Sandler & His Shit Films,
– Actresses Who Don’t Learn To Not Get Plastic Surgery

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The Cousin Joe Show: September 15th, 2016

– Joe’s Move
– Creepy Clown Sightings/Rob Zombie Film Talk
– Titty Flash At Bar Mitzfah
– Royce Skypes In
– Our Past Work

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The Cousin Joe Show: July 28th, 2016

– With Dave Saitzyk, Featuring Kenny Michaels & Royce Lopez
– Early Music Sharing
– How Long Do You Put Up With A Crazy Girl?
– More Music & Movie Talk
– List Of American Customs Offensive In Other Countries

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The Cousin Joe Show: July 21st, 2016

– With Dave Saitzyk & Royce Lopez
– Drone Talk
– Joe’s Kinda Girl
– One of our rare political discussions
– Guy wears headband light while driving a car with broken lights

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The Cousin Joe Show: June 23rd, 2016

– Ticketmaster Settlement
– “Documentary Now!” Talk
– Stairway And Other Borrowed Songs
– New Dating Site
– Porn For The Blind

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The Cousin Joe Show: June 16th, 2016

– With Ian Lazarus & Royce Lopez
– Bonnaroo Recap
– Other Festival Talk

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The Cousin Joe Show: June 2nd, 2016

– With Ian Lazarus
– Bonnaroo Talk
– Couple Arrested For Naked Meth Antics
– Scott Weiland Talk
– Proof Of God-Pastor Royce Calls In
– Relationship-Marriage Talk

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The Cousin Joe Show: May 26th, 2016

– With Guest Stephanie Vanacor
– Germany Creates Sex Manual For Immigrants
– New Video From Crazy German Weapon Guy
– Farting Weatherman/Meteorologist Told To Cover Up After Complaints
– First Penis Transplant
– “Bros” Get Out Of Paying For Dates
– Guitar Hero Of Sex Video Game
– Sex Factor Reality Show

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The Cousin Joe Show: May 12th, 2016

– With Royce Lopez
– Unlocking A Smartphone With Your Cock (with Demonstration)
– Trust In Relationships
– Joe Unboxes The Bonnarroo Gift Bag
– Pastor Royce Gives Advice

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The Cousin Joe Show: May 5th, 2016

– With Ian Lazarus
– We Talk Our Pearl Jam Weekend
– Guy Arrested For Rough Sex Death
– Sex On Drugs Talk
– Deep Love Talk (Knuckle Deep)
– Yearbook Cock Photo Arrest

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The Cousin Joe Show: April 28th, 2016

– With Ian Lazarus & Dave Saitzyk
– Shannon’s Roast & Wedding Recap
– Alabama Plane Crash with prank call
– Couple Boinks In Subway
– Spider Bites Guy’s Cock
– Clumsy Burglars

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The Cousin Joe Show: April 14th, 2016

– With Guest Shannon Cooke
– Shannon’s Wedding Talk
– Local News Update
– Royce Calls In
– Masturbation Talk
– Pastor Royce Calls In
– Penis Museum
– Vaginal Beer, BJ Schnoor Calls In

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The Cousin Joe Show: March 31st, 2016

– With Guest Ian Lazarus
– Guys Night Out On The Dance Floor
– Joe Loves Tinder Plus
– Dan Almost Gets Mugged By Canadian Strippers
– We Share Good & Bad Police Encounters
– Margaret Cho Meltdown
– Nurse Takes Pics Of Sleepy Cocks

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The Cousin Joe Show: March 24th, 2016

– With Guest Ian Lazarus
– Ferris Wheel Fuck Update
– We Tell Stories About: Road Rage, Fights, Rejection
– Easter Bunny Fight In Jersey Mall
– New Fred Herbert Call
– More Fun Random Banter

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The Cousin Joe Show: March 17th, 2016

With Guest Shannon Cooke.
Update on Joe’s Date, Zach Anner Work Out Wednesdays
Royce Calls In, Shannon’s GoFundMe to replace her vibrator,
Leprechaun Porn,
‘Weaponized Bra’ with a live demonstration,
Crazy German Guy has a new weapon

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The Cousin Joe Show March 10th, 2016

– With Ian lazarus In Studio
– Ian Ruins His Childs Life
– Man Arrested For Jamming Cell Phones, Our Delinquencies Stories
– Royce Skypes In
– Stories Of Not Us Stealing
– Spicoli Calls In
– More Story Telling
– Naked Guy Walks In House Of Cripple
– Joe Reunites With An Old Dating Site Match

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The Cousin Joe Show: March 3rd, 2016

– With Guest Ian Lazarus of the Loose Noose podcast
– We Discuss Real Radio
– Royce Calls In
– Joe’s Hooker Story
– Kenny Michaels Calls In
– Jap Game Shows

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The Cousin Joe Show: February 18th, 2016

– With Guest Kenny Michaels
– Our Departure From Our Affiliate Network
– Music Talk
– Old Sex Stories and Other Odd Stories
– Ferris Wheel Fucking Update
– Awful Valentines Day Shit

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The Cousin Joe Show: February 11th, 2016

– With Guest Ian Lazarus
– Joe Has A Dilemma With A Hooters Waitress
– Couple Arrested For Fucking On Ferris Wheel, Our Outdoor/Weird Fucking Stories, Shannon Calls In
– Royce Skypes In, Women And Their Ass Tattoos
– Cuddle Parties

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The Cousin Joe Show: February 4th, 2016

– With Guest Shannon Cooke
– We Tell Tons of Old Sex Stories
– Guy Dies Fucking A Hooker and Has His Dead Cock Surgically Detached From Her
– Royce Calls In
– College Students Are Retarded
– The Worst Things A Guy Can Say In Bed

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The Cousin Joe Show: January 28th, 2016

– With Guest Shannon Cooke from Loose Noose podcast in studio

– Shit gets weird

– Royce calls in, Guy jerks off while driving and crashes to a hilarious death

– China laces it’s food with morphine making it the best country in the world.

– Shannon tells some jerk-off-able sex stories

– We review 18 things girls should never stick up their slit (according to fox news health).

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