Category Archives: The Conte And Kenny Show

The Conte And Kenny Show: June 27th, 2016

“Johnny O in Studio”

– Kenny is the Captain on the ship
– Conte on Skype
– Our Scottish pal calls in
– Health update

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The Conte And Kenny Show: June 13th, 2016

“A Spagget-Together”

-Conte is Angry and losing his mind

– Guns vs Guns

– Penny will be missed

– Rolf vs Rudy

– Bon Jovi Stinks

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The Conte And Kenny Show: May 23rd, 2016

“Kennys Dream”

-Guam

-AC

-Bachelor Parties

-Conte’s Mom

-Gilbert Godfrey/Corn/Hookers/Abba

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The Conte And Kenny Show: May 16th 2016

5-16-16
“You big piece of….”

-Go F Yourself
– Big Scott Will Calls in
– Funeral performances
– Mom talking on toilet
– Learning to grab balls w/ Kenny

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The Conte And Kenny Show: May 11th, 2016

“Sponsored by Diss Miss”

– Mothers Day

– Rorschach calls in

– Patti’s songs

– Carson Bloopers

– News with Doug Nelson

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The Conte and Kenny Show: April 4th, 2016

The Snapper Show” 4-4-16

-Conte’s birthday and Bachelor party

– Kenny hates his grandparents

– Melanie Martinez

– Close call with a sex offender

– The greatest soul love song of all time

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The Conte and Kenny Show: March 7th, 2016

“Peyton Manning and Penis Names”

-Bad Gig

-Keeping your cool

-Otto’s favorite songs

-Peyton Manning

-Nancy Reagan

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The Conte and Kenny Show: February 22nd, 2016

“Kennys Church of Banging”

– Lack of Identity epidemic

– Semen shooting

– Shovel Nazis

– The News with Doug Nelson

– Joe Coletta in studio

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The Conte and Kenny Show: February 8th, 2016

“It’s a Convoy”

-Super Bowl

– Peyton Manning the Pitchman

– Financial Advisers

– The News with Doug Nelson

– Kenny the Minister.

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The Conte and Kenny Show: February 1st, 2016

“Mosh and Murder ?”

-Kenny gonna quit smoking?

– Ska Bands

– Lamb of God

– Conte and Kennys sister

– Cop story

-News with Doug Nelson

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The Conte and Kenny Show: January 18th, 2016

“Reality Suites” 1-18-16

– Planet Jersey

– Kenny and the Bachelor party

– Conte’s cousin Antonio and his band Reality Suites

-Medieval Times

– Nelson News

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The Conte and Kenny Show: January 11th, 2016

“The Lesbian Slot Machine”

– David Bowie

– Lottery

– Born This Way

-The News w/ Doug Nelson

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The Conte And Kenny Show: January 4th, 2016

– New Years Eve

– Petey Greene

– The Tonight Show

– Three’s Company

– Monster Squad

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The Conte and Kenny Show: December, 21st, 2015

12-21-15
“The Uber Challenge”

-Christmas Music

– The Ghost Cookie

– The Real Joe Conte shows up

– Anthony Cumia Saga

– Uber mania

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The Conte and Kenny show : Ocotober 26th 2015

The Church of Kenny Michaels

– Johnny O in Studio

– Rich Carucci pops in for a few minutes

– Things you can’t make fun of anymore

– Kenny’s Ordained.

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The Conte And Kenny Show: October 19th, 2015

The Cops vs Conte
– Conte almost gets in trouble…sort of

– Amy Schumer vs Patrice O’Neil

– The News with Doug Nelson

– MLB Playoffs

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The Conte and Kenny Show: October 5th, 2015

“Thinner Thinner Chicken Dinner” 10-5-15

– Conte has lost almost 30lbs

– Kenny will be a Jedi at his sisters wedding

– Gun issues not able to be solved realistically

– Japanese Baby Metal

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The Conte and Kenny Show: September 28th, 2015

 

“Conte is sickly funny” 9-28-15

-Conte feels shitty

-Kenny meets Johnny Damon and Ace Frehley

-lying about your sexual identity can be rape?

-Jesus is a friend of 16 yr old idiot girls

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The Conte And Kenny Show: September 14th, 2015

Conte and Kenny 9-14-15

“Steal Away”

-Conte and his Nephew

-Conte and the Pot

-Bobby Fucking Dupree

-Football Players bad names

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The Conte and Kenny Show: September 7th, 2015

“Conte and Kenny in Boston ” 9-5-15

-Conte and Kenny do clean FCC friendly Radio

-They still somehow do Poo jokes

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The Conte And Kenny Show: August 24th, 2015

– Kenny Can detect STD’s

– Conte and the Nude Beach

– Onion or Not the Onion

– Chris Carter says What???

– I’m a fuckin Idiot

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The Conte and Kenny Show: July 27th 2015

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:

– Conte gets his colonoscopy

– Kenny’s sister is global

– The News with Douglas Nelson

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The Conte & Kenny Show: June 22nd, 2015

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS

-Pal Dave Sirus sits in and we talk race
-Rachael Dolezal
-The President
– Words and Spinach

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The Conte & Kenny Show: June 8th, 2015

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS

-The Boys are in studio after almost a month off, ENJOY this

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The Conte and Kenny Show: May 5th, 2015

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:

 

– ‘Cousin’ Joe Coletta Guest Hosts
– Boxing Talk
– Ridiculous Ving Rhames ADT Commercial
– Kenny Hates Serious Dancers

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The Conte and Kenny Show: December 1, 2014

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS

-Two Jews walk into a studio
-Longtime pals Dave Sirus and Matt Bridgestone stop by
-we talk Ferguson
-Race relations
-Songs the media plays for serious news stories

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The Conte and Kenny Show: December 1st, 2014

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
– The studio is packed with pals who have lots to say.
– Comedians Johnny O, Keith Carnevale, Rich Carucci, Dave Sirus, and Gianni Marricco ( filmmaker from Canada )
– We talk Cosby, Ferguson and an Ol’ friend of the show’s music resurfaces. Hint: he’s awesome

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The Conte And Kenny Show: November 3rd, 2014

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
– Conte gets Lucky
– Michael McDonald orders pizza
– C&K DONT vote
– The opening of the Freedom Tower
– We go down memory lane with the chatroom regulars

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