Category Archives: Papas Basement

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Papas Basement: September 5th, 2016

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-We inadvertently stumble onto a massive conspiracy contained within The Simpsons shared over several seasons that will blow your mind

-A celeb penis revealed on tape that is so small you’ll wonder why the hell they agreed to show it

-Leslie Jones’ nude leak

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Papas Basement: August 22nd, 2016

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-Co-hostess Sara returns from a meditation retreat. Hear if she got laid, what she was fed, and if anyone busted ass during silent meditation. Repeatedly.

-Co-host Howard visits Atlantic City for a coke-fuelled night at a strip club that’s definitely worth listening to if you enjoy your podcast content debauched

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Papas Basement: August 1st, 2016

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-Why Netflix’s Stranger Things is the best show released in years

-I ran through NFL combine drills at Redskins Park…and now respect even the scrubbiest players in the league

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Papas Basement: July 28th, 2016

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-Leslie Jones encounters a racist Twitter barrage

-Did Melania Trump steal her speech?

-Why Ghostbusters flopped

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Papa’s Basement: June 30th, 2016

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-It’s our 500th episode!

-We get kicked off our one air station (after a whopping two months) and have a few choice words for them.

-Co-host Howard is a dead ringer for a child molester who was caught groping a 5th grader’s ass at the mall next to the studio. We do our best to get him to go shopping with us after the show and see how many dirty looks he gets.

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Papa’s Basement: June 27th, 2016

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-We get to interview Ron and Gail Bennington (as well as fellow MLRer Chris Stanley) in the DC Sirius-XM studios. Needless to say, it was fantastic, and thanks again to all of them for making it possible.

-Just how laid is LeBron getting with this third win?

-How Game of Thrones finally got it right last week

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Papa’s Basement: May 26th, 2016

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-A man has recieved the first successful penis transplant in America. I’m telling you right now, this is the start of a girth arms race that is going to ruin us all

-The fun of dealing with a collections company when you really don’t owe them money (I was like you, once)

-Two idiots put a baby bison in their car because it looked cold. Things ended as badly as expected

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Papa’s Basement: May 16th , 2016

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-Tila Tequila Is now passionately racist online and it’s as funny as you think it is

-Why Ozzy is lucky his marriage is croaking

-New ways to view nudity on YouTube

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Papas Basement: May 2nd, 2016

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-A trip to the tracks for some horse gambling ends with grim predictability

-Game of Thrones returns and my sleeper pick for the best pair of tits on the show

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Papas Basement: April 7th, 2016

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-Shawn F of Opie & Anthony fame drives from Philly to join us in studio

-Why Gary Shandling really was a genius

-Scarlett Johansson’s weird movie that features her nude ceaselessly yet is as unsexy as it gets

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Papa’s Basement: March 21st, 2016

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-Why are bachelorette parties and bachelor parties so different?

-At what age can you first get married with it not being a huge mistake?

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Papas Basement: March 14th, 2016

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-Why are bachelorette parties and bachelor parties so different?

-At what age can you first get married with it not being a huge mistake?

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Papas Basement: February 29th, 2016

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-Why Deadpool’s success is a bad, bad thing for movies

-Are nerds still nerds when nerd media is in the mass culture?

-Our childhood videogame experiences

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Papas Basement: December 14th, 2015

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-Is Amy Schumer’s photo brave or just bad for the eyeballs?

-Did I win my “someone got trampled on Black Friday” bet?

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Papa’s Basement: October 26th, 2015

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-What to do when you realize your male co-host is a neat-freak who would make someone an excellent wife

-My female roommate flirts with a lot of guys online, and a large percentage of them ask her for d picks that the other guys send her for THEIR own viewing pleasure. Is this normal?

-A friend reveals the he starred in a no-budget horror film that we tear apart on-air. Listen for the film name so you can watch at home and mock along.

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Papa’s Basement: October 19th, 2015

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-Continuing a month of bad horror movie reviews, we celebrate all that is lackluster in Curse of Chucky

-If Lamar Odom dies, this is why it might be the least-dignified celebrity death in years

-It isn’t all downside if you have to take a loved one in for a colonoscopy…here’s why

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Papas Basement: September 28th, 2015

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-Does the Pope make older women spiritually wet?

-An explanation of PigGate and a spirited debate regarding which animals are most bangable

-Creepy messages we’ve received on OkCupid. Not mildly creepy. Really, really creepy

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Papas Basement: September 14th, 2015

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-I now live next to the lowliest of Philadelphia trash, and it’s awful

-Gayest music we listen to and love, 2015 edition

-Why cats are unequivocally better than dogs

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Papa’s Basement: August 31st, 2015

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-What is it like returning to college in your mid-30s? Humiliating. But also oddly exhilarating.

-Highlights of a trip to the Renaissance fest. Bodice ahoy!

-A cautionary tale on why you always – ALWAYS – look before you sit on a toilet seat

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Papa’s Basement: August 24th, 2015

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-The Ashley Madison hack yields some very funny results

-A cute girl’s corpse getting stolen leads to a discussion of our most-embarrassing fetishes

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Papas Basement: August 17th 2015

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-Frank Gifford dies and we celebrate his MILF mistress that posed for Playboy as well as his hot daughter. Listen for the names so that you, too, can be an Internet creep and punch up their photos!

-Donald Trump and why he is ushering in Idiocracy 490 years earlier than anticipated

-Is it racist if a white guy is told to tan, dye his hair and “Latino it up” for a role? Co-host Jay has been through it and lets you know how he handled the request

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Papas Basement: August 3rd, 2015

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-We might not be seeing Hulk Hogan for a while

-Has perfection incarnate Taylor Swift finally done wrong?

-Why we can all get behind Donald Trump flushing our country’s election process down the toilet

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Papa’s Basement: July 20th, 2015

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-After hundreds of successful meetings to buy or sell things on Craigslist, it finally blows up in my face. Spectacularly.

-Shoud you give a shit that Caitlyn Jenner got a stupid, made up ESPN award?

-DC goes nuts as Taylor Swift comes to town. When was the last time a musical act was this successful, much less in this day and age of dwindling record sales?

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Papa’s Basement: July 13th, 2015

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-There were three Darwin Award-worthy deaths this July 4th. Which should take the crown? We discuss!

-Are USA women’s world cup team goalie Hope Solo’s nudes the least appealing nudes of a cute girl ever snapped? What is the secret to their repugnant magic?

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Papa’s Basement: July 6th, 2015

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-We compile a list of movie sequels so bad that they diminish your enjoyment of the original

-Confederate flag fun down in Virginia

-My absolute fear of roller coasters will be shoved in my face as my girlfriend drags me to Kings Dominion amusement park. Will our relationship survive my complete wuss-out?

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Papa’s Basement: June 22nd, 2015

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-A shameful addiction is confessed on-air. Is it porn? Maybe. Or maybe something far, far worse.

-The trolling of all-time as I reveal to my co-host that his favorite musician of all time died hours before we recorded the show. His reaction is beyond anything I could have hoped for

-More Caitlyn Jenner thoughts and why you should be regurgitating them to your friends to sound both smart and funny

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Papa’s Basement: June 15th, 2015

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-What is the funniest aspect of the whole Rachel Dolezal story?

-LeBron James pulls out his dick during the finals. Is it all we expected?

-Why Tracy Morgan can never look sad on television again

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Papa’s Basement: May 25th, 2015

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-Our profound, magical and genius thoughts and insights from the Mad Men and Letterman finales

-Would you want your favorite football team on Hard Knocks?

-Why there is no way that Rapist Duggar (I don’t remember his name and don’t want to look it up) stopped his molesting at age 15. RUN KIDS RUN!

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Papa’s Basement: May 14th, 2015

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-Why you need to pack your backs, say fuck it, and move to Richmond, VA right now

-The weird and wonderful sights of the VA Comicon

-Is it still geek culture when the whole world is into nerdy things?

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Papa’s Basement: April 30th, 2015

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-Our reaction to the Bruce Jenner interview

-Did this signal a huge moment of acceptance for the transgender or did it simply make for good tv (pardon the pun)?

-My unique thanks to all those who have donated so far to my webcomic’s kickstarter

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