Category Archives: Loose Noose

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Loose Noose: August 8th, 2016

Loose Noose Podcast for Monday, August8, 2016
Show Title: When the Dress Goes on, The Gloves Come off

Featuring: Ian Lazarus, Shannon Cooke, Ryan Dalton, Kal and Ryan

A friend who’s been living with a secret comes on the Noose and frees himself from the constraints of it. This episode spans abuse, bullying, pain, trauma, self-discovery and most-improtanlty, hope.

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Loose Noose: August 1st, 2016

Loose Noose Podcast for Monday, August 1, 2016
Show Title: Tiny Boy Dick All Over My House
With Guest: Kaytlin Bailey
– Stories/philosophy from Kaytlin about being a former call girl
– Safety/parents finding-out about being a call girl
– Lack of information/care regarding female sexual pleasure
– Good dick is hard to come by
– Don’t let your daughter read Anais Nin at a young age
– Goddess culture vs. war culture

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Loose Noose: July 25th, 2016

Loose Noose Podcast for Monday, July 25
Show Title: Above the Neck & Below the Belt
With Guest: Dan DiMarino
– The new Pokemon game app and people’s need to over-post love AND hate of it
– The psychology of starting/doing standup comedy
– Handjobs
– Not being able to hit our kids – missing-out by a few generations
– Handling people’s aggressions/fistfights
– Men are less willing to be tied-up during sex than men

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Loose Noose: July 18th, 2016

Loose Noose Podcast for Monday, July 18
Show Title: Big & Squishy Like Our Mommy
With Guests: Laz’s kids
– What is home-life like?
– Mom and dad affection
– Grade school crushes, heartbreak and exploration
– Shannon’s fear of clowns (and her mother’s cruel joke)

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Loose Noose: June 5th, 2016

Loose Noose Podcast for June 5, 2016
Episode Title: Metaphorical Gin & Juice
Guest: Alec Vanacore

– Virginity-loss stories
– Alec was in a barbershop quartet, was a backyard wrestler and won a car in a contest
– Homelessness, cause and do you know anyone who is?
– Existence of aliens/fear of
– The gorilla cage situation

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Loose Noose: May 23, 2016

Loose Noose for Monday, May 23, 2016
Episode Title: Pinchin’ it for the Kids

– Defensiveness
– Survival skills
– Shannon’s memories of being a baby and out of body experiences / voodoo powers
– Performing
– Hitting kids
– Aging

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Loose Noose: May 16th, 2016

Loose Noose Podcast for Monday, May 16
Show Title: Happiness is not Funny
With Guest Jody Lee
– Piercings/tatoos and not understanding the youth
– Fears and anxieties
– Timing of meeting spouses
– Childhood trauma/baggage carried into adulthood
– Raising a daughter
– Jody and Shannon hitting dudes stories

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Loose Noose: May 9th, 2016

Loose Noose Podcast for Monday, May 9
Show Title: Your Friend’s Pubes are Everywhere!
With Guest BJ Schnorr

– Comprehensive wedding recanting with the bride and groom (sex, pubes a rave and almost a rape)
– How many BJ’s bodily fluids have been on Shannon?
– Herpes scare
– Harem porn
– More Shannon sexual deviance/unexpected fisting
-Quick call from Dan DiMarino

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Loose Noose Podcast: April 25, 2016

Show Title: THE GAME

Laz and (then host) Ryan Dalton created a series of games, challenges and tasks, each with a harsh consequences for the losers, and the victor (which happened to be future host Shannon Cooke), went the spoils. Also, Laz attempts to have a friend insert a vodka-soaked tampon into his ass…..

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Loose Noose: April 18th, 2016

Loose Noose Podcast for Monday, April 18
Show Title: Who Put the Tampon in the Turkey?
With Guest Dan McRitchie
– Laz researched nose herpes, likes to pick his nose, STD/HPV discussion
– Shannon’s wedding is one week away/why get married?/getting laid at Shannon’s wedding
– Dan’s 11-day hospital stay
– Tampering with people’s food/stories of Dan putting pubes in people’s food & drinks.
– Laz talks about having sex with Shannon’s mom
– Shannon was a Backstreet Boys fan/Dan IS a Kelly Clarkson fan and broke into her tour bus.
– What constitutes a eunuch?
– Pubic configurations/fake tits

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Loose Noose: April 11th, 2016

Loose Noose Podcast for Monday, April 11
Show Title: Straight Edge & Cutting Edge
With Guest “Pattrick Redfield”
– Loose Noose 1 year anniversary
– Farting in-front of your significant other
– Masturbation/porn prerefences
– The tao of ball sucking
– Shannon’s son learns what a BJ is
– Load textures

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Loose Noose Podcast: April 4th, 2016

Loose Noose Podcast for Monday, April 4
Show Title: Yin & Yin (There’s No Yang Between Us)
With Guest Adam Izzo

– Shannon’s wedding pushed ahead over a year
– The tao of dick pics
– Laz will try and get laid at Shannon’s wedding
– Shannon’s behavior at open mics
– The dudes who have hit on Shannon revisited

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Loose Noose: March 21, 2016

Loose Noose Podcast for March 21, 2016
Show Title: Days of Our Rice
– Guest: Comedian Henry Liu
– Youngest person’s funerals we’ve been at
– Glorifying the dead/underrated celebrities/infamy negating fame
– Gofundme vibrator campaign for Shannon
– Thirsty dudes harassing Shannon on Facebook
– How the Chinese view Chinese Americans and American Americans

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Loose Noose: March 14th, 2016

Loose Noose Podcast for March 14, 2016
Show Title: Old Man Ball Brain
– Guest: Comedian Andy McDermott
– Andy and Shannon have both had seizures
– Laz had sex while a sleeping child was in bed/getting caught in the act stories
– Shannon almost uploaded her private phone pics onto a public share site
– Andy’s engagement story

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Loose Noose: March 7th, 2016

Loose Noose Podcast for March 7, 2016
Show Title: Tingle & the Gooch

– Guests: Ryan and the Kidd (of 103.1 WJGK radio)
– Dalton has a shitty vocabulary and understanding of the English language
– Dalton thinks Laz is slipping
– Shannon takes her fiance on a whore tour (Shannon is a Whore Guide)
– Joe Coletta calls in (precursor to the Cousin Joe Show evisceration of Ryan Dalton)

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Loose Noose: February 29th, 2016

Loose Noose Podcast for February 29

Cousin Joe Show crossover.

Guests Joe Coletta, Dan DiMarino and Dave Saitzyk.

Hillarity ensues.

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Loose Noose: February 22nd, 2016

Episode Title: Cupcake-Tits & Man-Ass

– with guest Adam Izzo
– Laz’s dark impulses
– Laz went to an orgy (and ate orgy food)
– Shannon’s pubescent, overnight breast explosion
– Shannon’s carrot and potato peeler in the ass stories

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The Loose Noose Podcast: February 15th,2016

Show Title: 50 First Rapes
Guests: Stav Djibas and Dave Namery (featuring Tommy Carolan and Ryan DeNisco)

_ Fear of death and/or of gravity failing/science
_ Speed raping (Laz wants to attempt to set the world record for rapes committed in one day)
_ Jail story
_ Shit stories/what would happen if you shit while being hung upside down?
_ All the other usual, annoying trappings of a Loose Noose episode

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Loose Noose Podcast: February 8th, 2016

Show title: The Free-Bleeding Pussy Mashers

– With guest Ryan DeNisco
– NYC subway slashings
– All the dudes who are on Shannon’s jock
– Shannon fucked a dude in the ass with a strap on dildo
– Funny phone calls
– Sex with mascots

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Loose Noose: February 1st, 2016

Show title: Needs to, Wants to, Deserves to

Highlights:

– Shannon’s fiancé, BJ is this week’s guest
– Ball stuffing (I want it all in me)
– Laz may be a pedophile
– Strip club sadness – hot chicks losing their looks
– Shannon fapped to her friend’s parents’ homemade porn (at age 9)
– Epic shit-dick blowjob story
– Roundtable shitting/farting/wiping habits

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