Category Archives: Hippojuice


Hippojuice: April 26th, 2017

– Mersh joins the show

– Man does a rail in front of cop during a wildfire

– Kid finds earworm in school lunch

– Would you masturbate in a driver-less car?


Hippojuice: April 19th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 4/19/17:

– Hayden Christensen had to sign sand at the Celebration 40 convention in Orlando

– We come up with a Real Life Problems theme park and name several cool new rides

– Pastor Royce has a catchy new intro song!

– Facebook buys Oculus to make virtual reality hangouts


Hippojuice: April 12th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 4/12/17:

– What song would you have to stop having sex to turn off?

– RIP Don Rickles.

– What if dogs are really attractive 30 years from now?

– What does 2030 look like to Kyle?


Hippojuice: April 5th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 4/5/2017:

– The April Fools Day jokes this year were terrible

– Joe Coletta can’t stop watching 13 Reasons Why on Netflix

– Tech Talk Kyle can’t use I-85 anymore by his house

– Should we get tax credits for donating blood or plasma?

– We talk about mental health stigmas and solutions


Hippojuice: March 29th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 3/29/17:

– We have a special guest star tonight, Mike from Masters of None and Mersh, and they come up with better endings to Watchmen

– Dave Chapelle isn’t nailing 2017 apparently, though we disagree

– We talk about the fairness doctrine being a TV show on Fox News

– How would you deliver Anikin’s “I don’t like sand” line? We offer some alternate solutions.

I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.

– Help Oskar!


Hippojuice: March 22nd, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 3/22/2017:

– Royce and Marie have a bad Zelda Breath of the Wild problem, they may be addicted

– Cracker Barrel fires Brad’s wife without notice and now the internet demands #JusticeforBradsWife

– UK Parliament terror attack got 4 people killed including a cop

– Eatsa figured out to have an almost fully automated restaurant food service experience


Hippojuice: March 15th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 3/15/17:

– Some people are doing relationships all wrong and just stop it

– We found a way to make Florida stories more annoying

– Protesters get Mars Inc to make an all pink Starburst bag

– Florida’s most iconic job is special education teachers

– Robots will take over service animal jobs


Hippojuice: March 8th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 3/8/2017:

– It’s International Women’s Day we’re not sure how to feel about it

– Google ranks best superhero movies for us if you search it now. And it’s pretty accurate.

– Is Mark Zuckerberg a dick for his Kawaii home lawsuit and wall?

– We invented quantum computers that can finally truly multitask


Hippojuice: March 1st, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 3/1/2017:

– We missed our 10 year anniversary so we’re celebrating our 11 1/2 anniversary instead

– Is Garfield a boy? Wikipedia argues about it.

– What if there were Mexican white supremacists added just to boost numbers?

– Japanese ice cream is weird because they’re weird


Hippojuice: February 22nd, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 2/22/2017:

– We question if Joel is an original Hippojuice member or not

– Which mountain is harder to climb for a vegan – Mount Everest or K2?

– Don’t inject cement or fix-a-flat into your ass or watch the WMBA


HIppojuice: February 15th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 2/15/2017

– PewtiePie gets fired by Disney and a Hitler lookalike is arrested in Austria

– Uber is breaking up marriages in France

– American Girl makes the first boy doll Logan

– We walk down Buff Baby memory lane with Joe and Shaun second hour

– Kyle paints with AI –


Hippojuice: February 8th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 2/8/2017:

– Kyle got let go from his job and he shares how it went down

– Royce gets a not boring Uber request today from a man who’s lying to himself

– Watching extreme high parkuor makes Dutch nauseous

– Tech Talk with Kyle shows us Portal demo in Augmented Reality and other neat stuff


Hippojuice: February 1st, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 2/1/2017:

– Everyone’s really mad on social media right now

– Florida pastor caught in bed with parishioner’s wife and it’s not Pastor Royce but he has something to say about it

– Leah Remini has distracting nails but does a good documentary

– Joe Coletta has a mishap with a Tinder date

– Top stories in science with Tech Talk Kyle


Hippojuice: January 25th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlight 1/25/17:

– Ted Cruz owns Deadspin with a Grayson Allen Tweet

– Kellyanne Conway’s 90’s stand-up comedy routine has been unearthed

– Tall guys are not allowed to drive cars

– McDonalds is selling Mac Sauce now, and not all locations are selling the McRib

– Elon Musk is fucking crushing it


Hippojuice: January 18th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 1/18/17:

– Music the men on the show weren’t allowed to listen to as children because of religion

– The most annoying airplane passangers top 14 list

– We talk about the new Nintendo Switch & Zelda and how amazing it looks


Hippojuice: January 11th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 1/11/17:

– Piss Gate is really just 4Chan trolling the CIA

– Taco Bell can do no wrong releasing the Naked Chicken Chalupa while also being ranked the healthiest fast food chain

– The Sausage Castle burns down suspiciously

– We review the top 25 Florida Man stories from 2016


Hippojuice: December 28th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 12/28/16:

– Royce tells an Uber story about Spirit airlines getting sued

– We run down some of the better Christmas movies and realize Kyle hasn’t seen many growing up as a JW

– Yoga pants are ruining our morals and Louboutins are exchanged for blow jobs

– Were Cinnabon and Steve Martin offensive with their Carrie Fisher tweets? Breaking news, we also just lost Debbie Reynolds

– We run through technology predictions for 2020


Hippojuice: December 14th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 12/14/16:

– How hipsters killed food in 2016.

– Pastor Royce claims to make men’s penises larger by massaging them with his hands.

– FSU student redirects the entire school to and doesn’t get a medal.

– Would you eat a My Little Pony burger?


Hippojuice: December 8th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 12/7/2016:

– Royce and Marie open the show alone and talk about what makes someone funny and where Pastor Royce came from

– We go into Kyle’s back story of why he likes tech and AI so much

– Royce talks about how he’s using his new Google Home and we explore how cars are integrating with Google and where VR is going next

– Warning, Royce spoils Westworld at 8:45 accidentally.

– Amazon is building grocery stores you can just walk out of and pay


Hippojuice: november 30th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 11/30/2016:

– Royce talks about being banned on Facebook and what is acceptable to post

– We get Condom Junkie added to Urban Dictionary

– Flip phones are ruining relationships now


Hippojuice: November 23rd, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 11/23/2016:

– We say what we’re going to do for Thanksgiving this year

– Only 1 in 5 people are actually fine when they say it

– How can a country really censor the Internet?

– Pastor Royce uses Grindr to preach the word of the Lord instead of Sindr


Hippojuice: November 17th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 11/16/16:

– American Liberals are smug and need to learn how to listen, and stop burning New Balance Shoes

– A woman gets pregnant twice from the same load of sperm

– We list out the newest most dangerous toys for kids

– More future talk about self driving cars, CRISPR, Hyperloop and Google Allo


Hippojuice: November 9th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 11/9/2016:

– All of us just had the best day ever today watching everyone lose their minds over the election results

– South Park has to rewrite the episode scheduled to air on 11/9/2016 because they didn’t realize Trump would win

– Are dolphins or bears giving people AIDs? Don’t worry, Crispr will cure it.


Hippojuice: November 3rd, 2016

– We do a great live read for the It’s Erik Nagel Show

– Halloween stories: Joel DJs a benefit and goes to his brother’s house party, Kyle celebrates for the first time, and Royce and Marie go to a gay bar

– We tell stories of the last time we had a physical fight

– the ups and downs of drinking energy drinks and alcohol explained in detail lead into Lindsay Lohan


Hippojuice: October 26th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 10/26/2016:

– Someone took a sledgehammer to the Trump star on the Hollywood sidewalk

– How do we make our voting system better? Hippojuice votes in our hosts for cabinet positions

– Can you get sexually assulted in virtual reality with the HTC VIVE?

– No one is going to give children Pot-Tarts or Zonka Bars this Halloween, but they better give good candy


Hippojuice: October 12th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 10/12/16:

– Royce loses money to Mark on a FSU-UMiami bet

– How much does it cost to have a week’s vacation in Westworld?

– We talk about all the good super hero TV going on right now: Luke Cage, Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Agents of Shield, The Flash, Supergirl, and Green Arrow

– Kids need to start reviewing porn in school, one weird woman claims


Hippojuice: October 5th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 10/5/2016:

– Hurricane Matthew is looming around the corner and everyone is scared

– Dutch saw Flava Flav at a TGI Fridays in the airport

– We plug a lot of small companies for fun, you’re welcome

– Ramcat challenges Polk County to a Wii Bowling Match

– a Christian woman gets really upset about rap on the radio


Hippojuice: September 28th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 9/28/16:

– What was the last good movie Will Smith has done?

– DEA Is About to Kill Kratom and Internet Sales Are Going Crazy

– We explain orgies as opposed to threesomes and foursomes

– Utah needs Zion Ceilings to be able to serve alcohol


Hippojuice: September 21st, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 9/21/16:

– We talk about the show Narcos and how accurate it is both in context and translation

– Matt LeBlanc gets in trouble for talking about Game of Thrones at the Emmy’s

– Anthony Weiner is at it again texting a 15-year-old

– Apparently there are 90 states in America

– It’s illegal to ride a manatee in Florida but that doesn’t stop the homeless