Category Archives: Hippojuice

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Hippojuice: August 16th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 8/16/17:

– Special Guest WesternEcho aka Denis is in studio

– What did Trump do today that was so bad?

– Man wants to conceive a baby during the total eclipse on 8/21/17 while high

– Who wants to buy a MoviePass for $10 a month?

– We read PornHub data and learn a lot of fun facts

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Hippojuice: August 9th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 8/9/17:

– Trump wants to meet North Korea with Fire and Furry but he’s also an inflatable chicken

– Cruise passengers ordered to switch off lights to be prepared for pirate attack

– London requires gay bars and they need to be gay enough and inspected by Pastor Royce

– Ashley Judd Facebook Live’s getting complimented at the German airport

– Who needs a Sugar Daddy?

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Hippojuice: August 2nd, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 8/2/17:

– Chris Hardwick’s @midnight show has been canceled

– The problem with Apu by Kal Penn doesn’t take Van Wilder’s Taj into account

– People want to start making their own prescription drugs

– Ryan and Dutch explain Trap music to Royce and Marie

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Hippojuice: July 26th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 7/26/17:

– Trump bans transgendered people from joining the US Military

– We talk about the top pizza chains and how the owner of Little Caesars is richer than Oprah

– NYC has subways over 50 years old and stuff doesn’t work anymore

– A guy gets a DUI for driving drunk in his own driveway but others get rich diving for gold balls

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Hippojuice: July 19th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 7/19/17:

– 11 amazing annnouncements from The Walt Disney Company including a lot of Star Wars news

– What makes you a nerd, or just nerdy in general?

– R Kelly was apparently running a sex cult

– Pastor Royce pays a visit to talk about German abuse of the Catholic Regensburger Domspatzen choir for 70 years

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Hippojuice: July 12th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 7/12/17:

– The social and political climate is so heated right now

– We listen to Stitches sing Bring in Yo Face and Molly Cyrus and then see his beef with The Game

– The DMV is even more terrible than before and we have the story to prove it

– 9 Things Allies should say

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Hippojuice: July 5th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 7/5/17:

– CNN now stands for Cyber-Bully News Network

– We tell Fourth of July Stories and how many times we’ve been banned on Facebook

– Florida woman gets struck by lightening and give birth to what we hope is either Thor or a mutant

– 18 Creepy dark web stories

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Hippojuice: June 28th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 6/28/17:

– Cheetahs Are So Shy That Zoos Give Them Their Own Emotional Support Dogs

– Is Better Call Saul better than Breaking Bad?

– Aaron McAvoy plays White Trash rock songs with his washing machine and a guy writes every Ed Sheeran song

– Do you just sit on the toilet or do you hover to avoid herpes?

– We solve a bunch of social problems.

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Hippojuice: June 21st, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 6/21/17:

– A Huffpo open letter to gay white men is read

– What happened to Phil Lord, Chris Miller, and the Han Solo Movie?

– Give Captain America a boyfriend already

– Texas can’t leave the US, but we gotta merge some states to make way for Puerto Rico

– Ryan: It was like Top Gun, but gayer. The Mexico Story.

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Hippojuice: June 14th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 6/14/17:

– Lawmaker Steve Scalise critically injured in GOP baseball shooting; gunman James T. Hodgkinson dies in custody

– Joe Biden is too touchy feely and smells people’s hair

– I’M VEGAN!!! DIE, MEAT-EATERS!!! SONG by MISHA

– Some personal story time because sharing is caring followed by Pastor Royce

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Hippojuice: June 7th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 6/7/17:

– Shaun guest stars to tell us about his trip to California where he met Dan Harmon and Chris Hardwick

– Snapchat isn’t just for dick pics anymore

– For new listeners, the ADD is back and in full force and we got through maybe 2-3 articles

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Hippojuice: May 31st, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 5/31/17:

– Two brothers reunite after a long hiatus – yes Oasis is spreading rumors of a reunion between Noah & Liam Gallagher

– Marketing Wizard unplugs a bouncy house on a bunch of kids

– Portland made a list of culturally appropriate places to eat after white ladies were run out of town for trying to make burritos

– Get yourself a covfefe shirt on Amazon before they sell out

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Hippojuice: May 24th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 5/24/17:

– Cousin Joe guest stars for the first hour

– Florida people need to stop kissing kids for gummy bears

– Don’t steal a statue of Joseph Smith and Brigham Young

– We find the original work out video for Chippendales dancers

– Tech Talk with Kyle goes into VR and video games

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Hippojuice: May 17th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 5/17/17:

– Is going to a movie still an acceptable first date?

– Did Conan O’Brien’s Show steal material from Leno’s writer?

– Idiocracy may actually be happening right now, so let’s talk about Elon Musk and the Google IO instead

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Hippojuice: May 10th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 5/10/17:

– How to you meet like minded people in 2017

– Are boobs lowering men’s productivity?

– A fight breaks out in Miami due to 11 Spirit flights getting cancelled

– We learn what Elephant Walking is and it doesn’t disappoint

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Hippojuice: May 3rd, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 5/3/17:

– We have a Youtube star Joe Scott on to talk about Neuralink on Tech Talk with Kyle

– Did Dancing With The Stars air a live fart or a live queef?

– Don’t force little boys to like dandelions.

– Check out Joe Scott’s Youtube Answers With Joe

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Hippojuice: April 26th, 2017

– Mersh joins the show

– Man does a rail in front of cop during a wildfire

– Kid finds earworm in school lunch

– Would you masturbate in a driver-less car?

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Hippojuice: April 19th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 4/19/17:

– Hayden Christensen had to sign sand at the Celebration 40 convention in Orlando

– We come up with a Real Life Problems theme park and name several cool new rides

– Pastor Royce has a catchy new intro song!

– Facebook buys Oculus to make virtual reality hangouts

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Hippojuice: April 12th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 4/12/17:

– What song would you have to stop having sex to turn off?

– RIP Don Rickles.

– What if dogs are really attractive 30 years from now?

– What does 2030 look like to Kyle?

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Hippojuice: April 5th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 4/5/2017:

– The April Fools Day jokes this year were terrible

– Joe Coletta can’t stop watching 13 Reasons Why on Netflix

– Tech Talk Kyle can’t use I-85 anymore by his house

– Should we get tax credits for donating blood or plasma?

– We talk about mental health stigmas and solutions

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Hippojuice: March 29th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 3/29/17:

– We have a special guest star tonight, Mike from Masters of None and Mersh, and they come up with better endings to Watchmen

– Dave Chapelle isn’t nailing 2017 apparently, though we disagree

– We talk about the fairness doctrine being a TV show on Fox News

– How would you deliver Anikin’s “I don’t like sand” line? We offer some alternate solutions.

I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.

– Help Oskar! https://www.gofundme.com/help-oskar

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Hippojuice: March 22nd, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 3/22/2017:

– Royce and Marie have a bad Zelda Breath of the Wild problem, they may be addicted

– Cracker Barrel fires Brad’s wife without notice and now the internet demands #JusticeforBradsWife

– UK Parliament terror attack got 4 people killed including a cop

– Eatsa figured out to have an almost fully automated restaurant food service experience

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Hippojuice: March 15th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 3/15/17:

– Some people are doing relationships all wrong and just stop it

– We found a way to make Florida stories more annoying

– Protesters get Mars Inc to make an all pink Starburst bag

– Florida’s most iconic job is special education teachers

– Robots will take over service animal jobs

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Hippojuice: March 8th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 3/8/2017:

– It’s International Women’s Day we’re not sure how to feel about it

– Google ranks best superhero movies for us if you search it now. And it’s pretty accurate.

– Is Mark Zuckerberg a dick for his Kawaii home lawsuit and wall?

– We invented quantum computers that can finally truly multitask

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Hippojuice: March 1st, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 3/1/2017:

– We missed our 10 year anniversary so we’re celebrating our 11 1/2 anniversary instead

– Is Garfield a boy? Wikipedia argues about it.

– What if there were Mexican white supremacists added just to boost numbers?

– Japanese ice cream is weird because they’re weird

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Hippojuice: February 22nd, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 2/22/2017:

– We question if Joel is an original Hippojuice member or not

– Which mountain is harder to climb for a vegan – Mount Everest or K2?

– Don’t inject cement or fix-a-flat into your ass or watch the WMBA

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HIppojuice: February 15th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 2/15/2017

– PewtiePie gets fired by Disney and a Hitler lookalike is arrested in Austria

– Uber is breaking up marriages in France

– American Girl makes the first boy doll Logan

– We walk down Buff Baby memory lane with Joe and Shaun second hour

– Kyle paints with AI –

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Hippojuice: February 8th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 2/8/2017:

– Kyle got let go from his job and he shares how it went down

– Royce gets a not boring Uber request today from a man who’s lying to himself

– Watching extreme high parkuor makes Dutch nauseous

– Tech Talk with Kyle shows us Portal demo in Augmented Reality and other neat stuff

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Hippojuice: February 1st, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 2/1/2017:

– Everyone’s really mad on social media right now

– Florida pastor caught in bed with parishioner’s wife and it’s not Pastor Royce but he has something to say about it

– Leah Remini has distracting nails but does a good documentary

– Joe Coletta has a mishap with a Tinder date

– Top stories in science with Tech Talk Kyle

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Hippojuice: January 25th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlight 1/25/17:

– Ted Cruz owns Deadspin with a Grayson Allen Tweet

– Kellyanne Conway’s 90’s stand-up comedy routine has been unearthed

– Tall guys are not allowed to drive cars

– McDonalds is selling Mac Sauce now, and not all locations are selling the McRib

– Elon Musk is fucking crushing it

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