Category Archives: Hippojuice

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Hippojuice: February 22nd, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 2/22/2017:

– We question if Joel is an original Hippojuice member or not

– Which mountain is harder to climb for a vegan – Mount Everest or K2?

– Don’t inject cement or fix-a-flat into your ass or watch the WMBA

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HIppojuice: February 15th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 2/15/2017

– PewtiePie gets fired by Disney and a Hitler lookalike is arrested in Austria

– Uber is breaking up marriages in France

– American Girl makes the first boy doll Logan

– We walk down Buff Baby memory lane with Joe and Shaun second hour

– Kyle paints with AI –

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Hippojuice: February 8th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 2/8/2017:

– Kyle got let go from his job and he shares how it went down

– Royce gets a not boring Uber request today from a man who’s lying to himself

– Watching extreme high parkuor makes Dutch nauseous

– Tech Talk with Kyle shows us Portal demo in Augmented Reality and other neat stuff

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Hippojuice: February 1st, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 2/1/2017:

– Everyone’s really mad on social media right now

– Florida pastor caught in bed with parishioner’s wife and it’s not Pastor Royce but he has something to say about it

– Leah Remini has distracting nails but does a good documentary

– Joe Coletta has a mishap with a Tinder date

– Top stories in science with Tech Talk Kyle

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Hippojuice: January 25th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlight 1/25/17:

– Ted Cruz owns Deadspin with a Grayson Allen Tweet

– Kellyanne Conway’s 90’s stand-up comedy routine has been unearthed

– Tall guys are not allowed to drive cars

– McDonalds is selling Mac Sauce now, and not all locations are selling the McRib

– Elon Musk is fucking crushing it

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Hippojuice: January 18th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 1/18/17:

– Music the men on the show weren’t allowed to listen to as children because of religion

– The most annoying airplane passangers top 14 list

– We talk about the new Nintendo Switch & Zelda and how amazing it looks

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Hippojuice: January 11th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 1/11/17:

– Piss Gate is really just 4Chan trolling the CIA

– Taco Bell can do no wrong releasing the Naked Chicken Chalupa while also being ranked the healthiest fast food chain

– The Sausage Castle burns down suspiciously

– We review the top 25 Florida Man stories from 2016

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Hippojuice: December 28th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 12/28/16:

– Royce tells an Uber story about Spirit airlines getting sued

– We run down some of the better Christmas movies and realize Kyle hasn’t seen many growing up as a JW

– Yoga pants are ruining our morals and Louboutins are exchanged for blow jobs

– Were Cinnabon and Steve Martin offensive with their Carrie Fisher tweets? Breaking news, we also just lost Debbie Reynolds

– We run through technology predictions for 2020

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Hippojuice: December 14th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 12/14/16:

– How hipsters killed food in 2016.

– Pastor Royce claims to make men’s penises larger by massaging them with his hands.

– FSU student redirects the entire school to meatspin.com and doesn’t get a medal.

– Would you eat a My Little Pony burger?

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Hippojuice: December 8th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 12/7/2016:

– Royce and Marie open the show alone and talk about what makes someone funny and where Pastor Royce came from

– We go into Kyle’s back story of why he likes tech and AI so much

– Royce talks about how he’s using his new Google Home and we explore how cars are integrating with Google and where VR is going next

– Warning, Royce spoils Westworld at 8:45 accidentally.

– Amazon is building grocery stores you can just walk out of and pay

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Hippojuice: november 30th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 11/30/2016:

– Royce talks about being banned on Facebook and what is acceptable to post

– We get Condom Junkie added to Urban Dictionary

– Flip phones are ruining relationships now

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Hippojuice: November 23rd, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 11/23/2016:

– We say what we’re going to do for Thanksgiving this year

– Only 1 in 5 people are actually fine when they say it

– How can a country really censor the Internet?

– Pastor Royce uses Grindr to preach the word of the Lord instead of Sindr

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Hippojuice: November 17th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 11/16/16:

– American Liberals are smug and need to learn how to listen, and stop burning New Balance Shoes

– A woman gets pregnant twice from the same load of sperm

– We list out the newest most dangerous toys for kids

– More future talk about self driving cars, CRISPR, Hyperloop and Google Allo

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Hippojuice: November 9th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 11/9/2016:

– All of us just had the best day ever today watching everyone lose their minds over the election results

– South Park has to rewrite the episode scheduled to air on 11/9/2016 because they didn’t realize Trump would win

– Are dolphins or bears giving people AIDs? Don’t worry, Crispr will cure it.

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Hippojuice: November 3rd, 2016

– We do a great live read for the It’s Erik Nagel Show

– Halloween stories: Joel DJs a benefit and goes to his brother’s house party, Kyle celebrates for the first time, and Royce and Marie go to a gay bar

– We tell stories of the last time we had a physical fight

– the ups and downs of drinking energy drinks and alcohol explained in detail lead into Lindsay Lohan

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Hippojuice: October 26th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 10/26/2016:

– Someone took a sledgehammer to the Trump star on the Hollywood sidewalk

– How do we make our voting system better? Hippojuice votes in our hosts for cabinet positions

– Can you get sexually assulted in virtual reality with the HTC VIVE?

– No one is going to give children Pot-Tarts or Zonka Bars this Halloween, but they better give good candy

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Hippojuice: October 12th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 10/12/16:

– Royce loses money to Mark on a FSU-UMiami bet

– How much does it cost to have a week’s vacation in Westworld?

– We talk about all the good super hero TV going on right now: Luke Cage, Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Agents of Shield, The Flash, Supergirl, and Green Arrow

– Kids need to start reviewing porn in school, one weird woman claims

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Hippojuice: October 5th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 10/5/2016:

– Hurricane Matthew is looming around the corner and everyone is scared

– Dutch saw Flava Flav at a TGI Fridays in the airport

– We plug a lot of small companies for fun, you’re welcome

– Ramcat challenges Polk County to a Wii Bowling Match

– a Christian woman gets really upset about rap on the radio

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Hippojuice: September 28th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 9/28/16:

– What was the last good movie Will Smith has done?

– DEA Is About to Kill Kratom and Internet Sales Are Going Crazy

– We explain orgies as opposed to threesomes and foursomes

– Utah needs Zion Ceilings to be able to serve alcohol

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Hippojuice: September 21st, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 9/21/16:

– We talk about the show Narcos and how accurate it is both in context and translation

– Matt LeBlanc gets in trouble for talking about Game of Thrones at the Emmy’s

– Anthony Weiner is at it again texting a 15-year-old

– Apparently there are 90 states in America

– It’s illegal to ride a manatee in Florida but that doesn’t stop the homeless

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Hippojuice: September 7th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 9/7/16:

– Royce and Marie have a very drunk weekend of fun times

– Greta Van Susteren is leaving Fox News on an Roger Ailes clause

– Apple comes out with an iPhone 7 with no headphone jack so charge your Bluetooth headphones

– Royce tries to mess with someone trying to catfish him

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Hippojuice: August 31st, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 8/31/16:

– Royce, Mark, and Marie laugh at Tropical Storm Hermine coming through Florida

– Jim Broadbent has been cast for season 7 of Game of Thrones and it leads us to Bridget Jone’s Baby

– You’re not allowed to eat meat in front of this HuffPo vegan

– Sonic City Escape should be our new national anthem

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Hippojuice: August 24th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 8/24/2016:

– Dumb Ryan Lochte is being offered $10k to sponsor a sex toy now

– Shit is changing faster than ever before, even since we’ve been on air

– Canada allows We Don’t Care toilet signs and Muslim women to wear hijabs

– We get derailed on religion talk and cheese puns

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Hippojuice: August 17th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 8/17/16:

– Jared Leto is mad because he felt he was tricked into doing the Joker

– We tell James Cameron how to fix Avatar as Jezebel tells No Man’s Sky the title is sexist

– Basil Marceaux runs for Governor of Tennessee in 2016 and gets that gold fringe off our flag

– McDonalds has to put a cap on the free food for athletes

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Hippojuice: August 10th, 2016

– Movie and TV talk: Stranger Things, Zootopia, Lady Dynamite

– Police kill civilian in Police Academy training

– Reading a bible while driving

 

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Hippojuice: August 3rd, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 8/3/2016:

– Rhapsody bought Napster to re-brand, but why when YouTube exists?

– Is Trump too ridiculous to fail? Doesn’t matter, a dancing flamingo is dead.

– Pope Francis considers letting women be deacons. Considers.

– Armageddon is now predicted to be October 21, 2016 and it’s not because of Pokemon Go.

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Hippojuice: July 20th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 7/20/16:

– Third Eye Blind Trolls the GOP at Republican National Convention, but everyone is just looking for gay sex

– It’s the anniversary of our Lester’s Fixins challenge

– Alex Jones calls in about Karl Rove calling the police on him at the airport, so we talk some conspiracy theory talk

– We pay tribute to MJ Mandalay

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Hippojuice: July 13th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 7/13/16:

– We wish Joel a happy birthday and then try to figure out what he does for a living

– Ramcat and Royce explain why they are with white women

– Joel downloads Pokemon Go and Pastor Royce says he’s chasing demons

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Hippojuice: July 6th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 7/6/16:

– YouTube needs to change its rules about muting music

– We decide to start an all fart radio station that just plays farts over news and music

– We talk about bad managers and how it makes people quit their jobs

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