Category Archives: Hippojuice


Hippojuice: June 21st, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 6/21/17:

– A Huffpo open letter to gay white men is read

– What happened to Phil Lord, Chris Miller, and the Han Solo Movie?

– Give Captain America a boyfriend already

– Texas can’t leave the US, but we gotta merge some states to make way for Puerto Rico

– Ryan: It was like Top Gun, but gayer. The Mexico Story.


Hippojuice: June 14th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 6/14/17:

– Lawmaker Steve Scalise critically injured in GOP baseball shooting; gunman James T. Hodgkinson dies in custody

– Joe Biden is too touchy feely and smells people’s hair


– Some personal story time because sharing is caring followed by Pastor Royce


Hippojuice: June 7th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 6/7/17:

– Shaun guest stars to tell us about his trip to California where he met Dan Harmon and Chris Hardwick

– Snapchat isn’t just for dick pics anymore

– For new listeners, the ADD is back and in full force and we got through maybe 2-3 articles


Hippojuice: May 31st, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 5/31/17:

– Two brothers reunite after a long hiatus – yes Oasis is spreading rumors of a reunion between Noah & Liam Gallagher

– Marketing Wizard unplugs a bouncy house on a bunch of kids

– Portland made a list of culturally appropriate places to eat after white ladies were run out of town for trying to make burritos

– Get yourself a covfefe shirt on Amazon before they sell out


Hippojuice: May 24th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 5/24/17:

– Cousin Joe guest stars for the first hour

– Florida people need to stop kissing kids for gummy bears

– Don’t steal a statue of Joseph Smith and Brigham Young

– We find the original work out video for Chippendales dancers

– Tech Talk with Kyle goes into VR and video games


Hippojuice: May 17th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 5/17/17:

– Is going to a movie still an acceptable first date?

– Did Conan O’Brien’s Show steal material from Leno’s writer?

– Idiocracy may actually be happening right now, so let’s talk about Elon Musk and the Google IO instead


Hippojuice: May 10th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 5/10/17:

– How to you meet like minded people in 2017

– Are boobs lowering men’s productivity?

– A fight breaks out in Miami due to 11 Spirit flights getting cancelled

– We learn what Elephant Walking is and it doesn’t disappoint


Hippojuice: May 3rd, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 5/3/17:

– We have a Youtube star Joe Scott on to talk about Neuralink on Tech Talk with Kyle

– Did Dancing With The Stars air a live fart or a live queef?

– Don’t force little boys to like dandelions.

– Check out Joe Scott’s Youtube Answers With Joe


Hippojuice: April 26th, 2017

– Mersh joins the show

– Man does a rail in front of cop during a wildfire

– Kid finds earworm in school lunch

– Would you masturbate in a driver-less car?


Hippojuice: April 19th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 4/19/17:

– Hayden Christensen had to sign sand at the Celebration 40 convention in Orlando

– We come up with a Real Life Problems theme park and name several cool new rides

– Pastor Royce has a catchy new intro song!

– Facebook buys Oculus to make virtual reality hangouts


Hippojuice: April 12th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 4/12/17:

– What song would you have to stop having sex to turn off?

– RIP Don Rickles.

– What if dogs are really attractive 30 years from now?

– What does 2030 look like to Kyle?


Hippojuice: April 5th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 4/5/2017:

– The April Fools Day jokes this year were terrible

– Joe Coletta can’t stop watching 13 Reasons Why on Netflix

– Tech Talk Kyle can’t use I-85 anymore by his house

– Should we get tax credits for donating blood or plasma?

– We talk about mental health stigmas and solutions


Hippojuice: March 29th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 3/29/17:

– We have a special guest star tonight, Mike from Masters of None and Mersh, and they come up with better endings to Watchmen

– Dave Chapelle isn’t nailing 2017 apparently, though we disagree

– We talk about the fairness doctrine being a TV show on Fox News

– How would you deliver Anikin’s “I don’t like sand” line? We offer some alternate solutions.

I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.

– Help Oskar!


Hippojuice: March 22nd, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 3/22/2017:

– Royce and Marie have a bad Zelda Breath of the Wild problem, they may be addicted

– Cracker Barrel fires Brad’s wife without notice and now the internet demands #JusticeforBradsWife

– UK Parliament terror attack got 4 people killed including a cop

– Eatsa figured out to have an almost fully automated restaurant food service experience


Hippojuice: March 15th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 3/15/17:

– Some people are doing relationships all wrong and just stop it

– We found a way to make Florida stories more annoying

– Protesters get Mars Inc to make an all pink Starburst bag

– Florida’s most iconic job is special education teachers

– Robots will take over service animal jobs


Hippojuice: March 8th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 3/8/2017:

– It’s International Women’s Day we’re not sure how to feel about it

– Google ranks best superhero movies for us if you search it now. And it’s pretty accurate.

– Is Mark Zuckerberg a dick for his Kawaii home lawsuit and wall?

– We invented quantum computers that can finally truly multitask


Hippojuice: March 1st, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 3/1/2017:

– We missed our 10 year anniversary so we’re celebrating our 11 1/2 anniversary instead

– Is Garfield a boy? Wikipedia argues about it.

– What if there were Mexican white supremacists added just to boost numbers?

– Japanese ice cream is weird because they’re weird


Hippojuice: February 22nd, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 2/22/2017:

– We question if Joel is an original Hippojuice member or not

– Which mountain is harder to climb for a vegan – Mount Everest or K2?

– Don’t inject cement or fix-a-flat into your ass or watch the WMBA


HIppojuice: February 15th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 2/15/2017

– PewtiePie gets fired by Disney and a Hitler lookalike is arrested in Austria

– Uber is breaking up marriages in France

– American Girl makes the first boy doll Logan

– We walk down Buff Baby memory lane with Joe and Shaun second hour

– Kyle paints with AI –


Hippojuice: February 8th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 2/8/2017:

– Kyle got let go from his job and he shares how it went down

– Royce gets a not boring Uber request today from a man who’s lying to himself

– Watching extreme high parkuor makes Dutch nauseous

– Tech Talk with Kyle shows us Portal demo in Augmented Reality and other neat stuff


Hippojuice: February 1st, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 2/1/2017:

– Everyone’s really mad on social media right now

– Florida pastor caught in bed with parishioner’s wife and it’s not Pastor Royce but he has something to say about it

– Leah Remini has distracting nails but does a good documentary

– Joe Coletta has a mishap with a Tinder date

– Top stories in science with Tech Talk Kyle


Hippojuice: January 25th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlight 1/25/17:

– Ted Cruz owns Deadspin with a Grayson Allen Tweet

– Kellyanne Conway’s 90’s stand-up comedy routine has been unearthed

– Tall guys are not allowed to drive cars

– McDonalds is selling Mac Sauce now, and not all locations are selling the McRib

– Elon Musk is fucking crushing it


Hippojuice: January 18th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 1/18/17:

– Music the men on the show weren’t allowed to listen to as children because of religion

– The most annoying airplane passangers top 14 list

– We talk about the new Nintendo Switch & Zelda and how amazing it looks


Hippojuice: January 11th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 1/11/17:

– Piss Gate is really just 4Chan trolling the CIA

– Taco Bell can do no wrong releasing the Naked Chicken Chalupa while also being ranked the healthiest fast food chain

– The Sausage Castle burns down suspiciously

– We review the top 25 Florida Man stories from 2016


Hippojuice: December 28th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 12/28/16:

– Royce tells an Uber story about Spirit airlines getting sued

– We run down some of the better Christmas movies and realize Kyle hasn’t seen many growing up as a JW

– Yoga pants are ruining our morals and Louboutins are exchanged for blow jobs

– Were Cinnabon and Steve Martin offensive with their Carrie Fisher tweets? Breaking news, we also just lost Debbie Reynolds

– We run through technology predictions for 2020


Hippojuice: December 14th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 12/14/16:

– How hipsters killed food in 2016.

– Pastor Royce claims to make men’s penises larger by massaging them with his hands.

– FSU student redirects the entire school to and doesn’t get a medal.

– Would you eat a My Little Pony burger?


Hippojuice: December 8th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 12/7/2016:

– Royce and Marie open the show alone and talk about what makes someone funny and where Pastor Royce came from

– We go into Kyle’s back story of why he likes tech and AI so much

– Royce talks about how he’s using his new Google Home and we explore how cars are integrating with Google and where VR is going next

– Warning, Royce spoils Westworld at 8:45 accidentally.

– Amazon is building grocery stores you can just walk out of and pay


Hippojuice: november 30th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 11/30/2016:

– Royce talks about being banned on Facebook and what is acceptable to post

– We get Condom Junkie added to Urban Dictionary

– Flip phones are ruining relationships now


Hippojuice: November 23rd, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 11/23/2016:

– We say what we’re going to do for Thanksgiving this year

– Only 1 in 5 people are actually fine when they say it

– How can a country really censor the Internet?

– Pastor Royce uses Grindr to preach the word of the Lord instead of Sindr


Hippojuice: November 17th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 11/16/16:

– American Liberals are smug and need to learn how to listen, and stop burning New Balance Shoes

– A woman gets pregnant twice from the same load of sperm

– We list out the newest most dangerous toys for kids

– More future talk about self driving cars, CRISPR, Hyperloop and Google Allo