Category Archives: GoT Wieners and Such

10155991_1412594709005371_1243734356697081359_n

GoT Wieners and Such: June 27th, 2016

Game of Thrones Wieners and Such – S6E10 Winds of the Winter – 6/27/16:

– Cersei drops the bomb on old King’s Landing and becomes the Mad Queen.

– Jon Snow is like Jay Z’s kid – both Stark and Targaryen

– Lady Mormont is everyone’s new favorite character

– Sam needs to take his woman’s legs to the spreadatorium

Play

GoT Wieners and Such: June 6th, 2016

Game of Thrones Weiners and Such – S6E6 & S6E7 – 6/6/16:

– Blood of My Blood & The Broken Man Episode review

– Bran sees a lot of visions and we break them all down

– Sam goes to Horn Hill with Gilly for plot reasons and gets the family’s valyrian steel sword

– Arya’s tests have a very unclear end game while Sansa appears to be writing to Little Finger for help because Jon Snow can’t convince the north to join them

– Kings Landing starts a holy alliance between the crown and the faith and Margaery tells her grandmother to go home for some reason

Play
10155991_1412594709005371_1243734356697081359_n

Game of Thrones Wieners and Such: May 22nd, 2016

Game of Thrones Weiners and Such S6E5 The Door Highlights 5/23/16:

– Sansa is pissed at Little Finger because he’s full of shit but she lies to Jon Snow about it

– What is Arya Stark’s end game because it doesn’t seem to be with the many faced God?

– Euron tries to take the Iron throne from Yara and Theon Greyjoy but they steal all his ships and are probably sailing to Meereen

– Hold the Door is the saddest story ever told

Play
10155991_1412594709005371_1243734356697081359_n

Game of Thrones Wieners and Such: May 16th, 2016

GoT Weiners and Such – Book of the Stranger S6E4- Highlights 5/16/16:

– Jon Snow didn’t leave The Wall and good thing because he finds Sansa

– Brienne doesn’t forget or forgive the Red Woman and Sir Davos but may like Tormund

– We see Little Finger controlling Lord Royce and he’s planning on helping Sansa

– Tyrion tries to negotiate with the slave owners and the slaves don’t really like the 7 year deal

– Cersei theroies

Play
10155991_1412594709005371_1243734356697081359_n

Game of Thrones Wieners and Such: May 9th, 2016

Game of Thrones Weiners and Such – S06E03 – Oathbreaker Highlights 5/9/16:

– Jon Snow wakes up and totally freaks out that he’s no longer dead

– The Starks are making a comeback but Sam can’t get rid of boring old Gilly

– Daenerys has been sent to basic bitch temple and The Dinkles can’t get any good conversation out of her old friends

– We read some really awesome yet crazy fan theories

Play
10155991_1412594709005371_1243734356697081359_n

Game of Thrones Wieners and Such: May 2nd, 2016

Game of Thrones Wieners and Such – S6, E1-2 Review- 5/2/16:

– We summarize “The Red Woman” and “Home” episodes 1 and 2 of Game of Thrones Seasons 6

– Who’s doing good so far? How long did you think Jon Snow would stay dead? What’s up with the Red Woman’s necklace?

– We assume the Iron Bank is suffering, Cerci isn’t allowed to see her dead daughter because she has the same haircut at the men in her family

– Bran is in a tree seeing visions of his father as a young boy, and Hodor as a talking teen named Willis

– Sansa finally is told Arya and Jon Snow are alive, but he’s not, but he will be again

Play
10155991_1412594709005371_1243734356697081359_n

Game of Thrones Wieners and Such: June 17th, 2015

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS

– Sam, Theon, and Tyrion are this season’s Game of Thrones winners

– Jon Snow, Jamie Lannister, and Stannis Baratheon are this season’s losers

– We’re not quite sure about Daenerys, Sansa, Arya, and Cersei but hell is going to break lose for season 6.

Play

Game Of Thrones: Wieners And Such

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS

– Stannis Baratheon is a dick
– Arya’s gonna murder someone, soon
– Boner-roo crew (Royce, Marie, Ramcat, Buttercup) call in from the car
– Dutch makes it not awkward at all
– Giants, giant females, giants on boats
– The fighting pits scene: what Daenerys will have learned

Play
10155991_1412594709005371_1243734356697081359_n

GoT Wieners and Such: June 3rd, 2015

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:

– Arya Stark finds bad guys with Oysters as Cersi is still in jail

– Daenerys Targaryen tests out Tyrion and he interviews her for the iron throne

– Winter finally comes and Jon Snow survives the first round

Play
10155991_1412594709005371_1243734356697081359_n

GoT Wieners and Such: May 27th, 2015

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:

 

– Reek betrays Sansa while Sam gets fucked!

– Dinkles beats a dude so Jora can give him to Daenerys Targaryen

– Lady Elena is getting pissed while Cersei will do anything for her son

– Sand Snake boobs!!!!

Play

GoT Wieners and Such: May 20th, 2015

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS

* Denis doesn’t know how to run a board
* Arya’s not the sharpest student
* NOT a Dwarf-sized cock
* Poor attempt at Myrcella rescue
* John knows his movie Biz
* Most depressing wedding. EVER
* Please welcome RAPE back on the show!

Play
10155991_1412594709005371_1243734356697081359_n

GoT Wieners and Such: May 13th, 2015

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:

– Grayworm gets injured and professes his love to Missandei and they’re so gonna die later

– Daenerys proposes to a dude while Jorah the Explorer becomes stone and saving the Dinkles

– Some families are really just dicks and some are just so loveable, but we guess who comes out on top

Play

GoT Wieners and Such: May 6th, 2015

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS

– Jorah is taking Tyrion to Daenerys for some unknown reason to win her back
– Margaery’s brother is arrested for being gay and King Tommen can’t do anything about it because of his mom and weird religious people
– Jamie Lannister is going to find his kid and Melisandre tries to fuck Jon Snow

Play
10155991_1412594709005371_1243734356697081359_n

GoT Wieners and Stuff, April 29TH, 2015

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:

– Arya is going to get her revenge as no one

– Jon Snow shows his power and cuts a dude’s head off

– Who will finally control the dragons?

Play
10155991_1412594709005371_1243734356697081359_n

GoT Wieners and Stuff, April 22nd, 2015

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:

– What the hell was Arya’s test all about anyways?

– What is Little Finger’s plan for Sansa and is he going to have her take over Winterfell and the North?

– What is our best guess on this season’s biggest shocker?

Play