Category Archives: Dutch And Royce

Dutch and Royce: April 18th, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 4/18/17:

– Royce gets into a car accident because of 2 dumb teenagers jaywalking in front of a New Beginnings High School

– Mitch and Sherri completely rip out their house in preparation for remodeling

– HGTV be like memes are John’s new favorite thing

– ANTIFA gets punched in Berkeley

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Dutch and Royce: March 14th, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 3/14/17:

– Dutch has had no sleep and is slap happy.

– Royce got banned for 3 days on Facebook for calling himself a spic

– Royce and Marie are playing Zelda Breath of the Wild on the Nintendo Switch

– John goes to Monkey Jungle and sees monkey sex

– Sherri rips out the ceiling in her house and denies giving her eggs

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Dutch and Royce: February 28th, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 2/18/2017:

– The gang are preparing for Mitch and Sherri’s wedding by not going to Suit City

– John tailors his workout clothes with his tailor cobbler

– Joel goes to a hockey game and almost gets in a fight

– Oscars 2017 mishaps with Nicole Kidman clapping and Moonlight La La Land mixup

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Dutch and Royce February 7th, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 2/7/2017:

– Super Bowl 51 Breakdown plus the really lame commercials

– Who’s bigger to the gays: Madonna or Lady Gaga

– Is the Fast and the Furious franchise just the new Sharknado franchise?

– How awful are the Oscars going to be this year because of politics

– Guy Fieri redoes Planet Holleywood

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Dutch and Royce: December 6th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 12/6/2016:

– Joel does Christmas kinda, Royce and Marie have a Christmas Boat Parade, and Mitch and Sherri have a holiday party

– Royce and Joel come up with alternative traditions to a bouquet and garter toss at a wedding

– We discuss songs Sherri should use in her wedding and Royce breaks Marie when he makes it clap

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Dutch and Royce: November 29th, 2016

 

Dutch and Royce Highlights 11/29/2016:

– Royce gets a Facebook time out today and can’t live broadcast

– A kid from the middle school Royce spoke at calls in and Royce gets to ask the questions

– We ponder an awkward social situation where one person is offended about a joke at Thanksgiving

– MEMBER CASTRO?

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Dutch and Royce: November 22nd, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 11/22/2016:

– We talk about Dr. Strange, and the latest from South Park and WestWorld

– We read some messages from Tampa middle school students who were asked “What would you say to 1,000 people if you could?”

– Kanye has a break down about Beyonce and Jay Z and gets hospitalized and cancels tour

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Dutch and Royce: October 26th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 10/25/2016:

– Royce and Marie have a karaoke Halloween party with Stranger Themes Decorations

– Mitch and Sherri get their wedding bands and are testing them during the 60 day trial period

– It’s not Joel’s fault that Marie attributes good actors to terrible movies

– Which movies won’t stand up if you watch them now

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Dutch and Royce: October 11th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 10/11/2016:

– Marie is stung by wasps… BEES? No, wasps.

– Mitch and Sherri take their engagement photos in a lovely park

– John finds 2007 movie footage of himself in dubbed over in Italian called Matrimonio alle Bahamas

– Joel and Kelsey are in studio because Joel’s brother is getting married in Florida this week

– We all entered the Ken Bone Zone this week

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