Category Archives: Dutch And Royce

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Dutch and Royce: February 21st, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 2/21/2017:

– Sherri hates adulting and Royce and Marie like drinking at Theme Parks

– Why do we like shows about Alaska so much?

– Japan kills a lot of Snow Monkeys for having alien genes but mails pandas

– Is pizza as addictive as drugs? We all just ordered some.

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Dutch and Royce: February 14th, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 2/14/2017

– Happy Valentine’s Day from all of us

– Mitch and Sherri had a sausage party, Royce is a sweet boy and John got crafty

– Indoor Skydiving dancing is a real sport and it’s lovely

– Did anyone see the Grammy’s?

– Everyone please stop punching each other

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Dutch and Royce February 7th, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 2/7/2017:

– Super Bowl 51 Breakdown plus the really lame commercials

– Who’s bigger to the gays: Madonna or Lady Gaga

– Is the Fast and the Furious franchise just the new Sharknado franchise?

– How awful are the Oscars going to be this year because of politics

– Guy Fieri redoes Planet Holleywood

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Dutch and Royce: January 31st, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 1/31/2017:

– We didn’t do anything except yell at politics this weekend

– Royce talks about the #DeleteUber movement

– Neil Gorsuch is selected as the Supreme Court Justice

– The protesting is getting out of hand and the ACLU supports them blocking traffic

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Dutch and Royce: January 24th, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlight 1/24/17:

– The Women’s March just caused Madonna to get investigated

– Ashley Judd is a nasty woman

– Big Joe sums up “Women’s March” at L.A. March

– What are some of the executive orders President Trump has signed so far?

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Dutch and Royce: January 17th, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 1/17/17:

– Dutch has been trying Blue Apron cooking

– Royce and Marie tell wonderful tales of Universal Studios, Florida

– Is Steven Spielberg good or was it just the 80s?

– We read off the 2017 Razzies Nominations

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Dutch And Royce: January 10th, 2017

Dutch And Royce Highlights 1/10/17:

– Royce and Marie go to New York aka The Cork of the Country

– Fuck Spirit Airlines don’t ever use them seriously

– Russia has dirt on Trump, or do they?

– Mitch keeps asking Alexa to buy things

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Dutch and Royce: January 3rd, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 1/3/17:

– Welcome to 2017, we share our New Year’s Eve Stories

– Refreshments were served, yes. On many pool tables.

– Is Brunch a new religion?

– Brent Musburger is in the news for defending Joe Mixon

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Dutch and Royce: December 27th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 12/27/16:

– Don’t worry guys 2016 is almost over. RIP Carrie Fisher and George Michael.

– We give plenty of reasons why 2016 is awesome

– Mitch and Sherri can’t get rid of their foster dog fast enough

– We tell Christmas stories

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Dutch and Royce: December 20th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 12/20/16:

– Royce and Marie take a fancy Uber to a Hookah Bar

– Mitch and Sherri are nice and now they are having puppies

– Marie says The OA is a better show than Westworld

– We’re all on the spectrum on some level

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Dutch and Royce: December 13th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 12/13/2016:

– What is Zach Braff doing now, and breaking news Alan Thicke dies at 69 years old

– West World review: spoilers are coming.

– Can we watch TV without looking at our phones?

– We discuss who is spoiled and who wasn’t. News flash, Dutch wasn’t.

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Dutch and Royce: December 6th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 12/6/2016:

– Joel does Christmas kinda, Royce and Marie have a Christmas Boat Parade, and Mitch and Sherri have a holiday party

– Royce and Joel come up with alternative traditions to a bouquet and garter toss at a wedding

– We discuss songs Sherri should use in her wedding and Royce breaks Marie when he makes it clap

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Dutch and Royce: November 29th, 2016

 

Dutch and Royce Highlights 11/29/2016:

– Royce gets a Facebook time out today and can’t live broadcast

– A kid from the middle school Royce spoke at calls in and Royce gets to ask the questions

– We ponder an awkward social situation where one person is offended about a joke at Thanksgiving

– MEMBER CASTRO?

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Dutch and Royce: November 22nd, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 11/22/2016:

– We talk about Dr. Strange, and the latest from South Park and WestWorld

– We read some messages from Tampa middle school students who were asked “What would you say to 1,000 people if you could?”

– Kanye has a break down about Beyonce and Jay Z and gets hospitalized and cancels tour

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Dutch and Royce: November 15th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 11/15/16:

– We’re having a great week on Facebook

– We discuss the unspoken rules of the road

– How awful is trying to buy a car

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Dutch And Royce: November 8th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 11/8/2016:

– We have live coverage of the 2016 Presidential election results

– We talk about CBD Oil and if it helps with back pain or not, as more states legalize marijuana in some capacity

– We try to move on, but seriously guys, Trump is winning

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Dutch and Royce: October 26th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 10/25/2016:

– Royce and Marie have a karaoke Halloween party with Stranger Themes Decorations

– Mitch and Sherri get their wedding bands and are testing them during the 60 day trial period

– It’s not Joel’s fault that Marie attributes good actors to terrible movies

– Which movies won’t stand up if you watch them now

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Hippojuice: October 19th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 10/19/16:

– We have friend Kyle Johnson on to talk about the future of AI and nerd out with Google’s aquire of DeepMind AI, Allo using Google Assistant, and the Turing test getting beat by IBM’s Watson

– Is there a benefit to Universal Basic Income for the collective good?

– Are Amazon, DeepMind, Google, Facebook, IBM and Microsoft going to own the world with partnershiponai.org

– UF offers counseling for offensive Halloween costumes

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Dutch and Royce: October 18th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 10/18/16:

– Royce drinks buttered coffee now as part of a ketogenic diet

– How are Hilary and Trump our best choices?

– Why do Marie and Sherri lie about falling asleep watching TV shows?

– We watch some girls and an old guy eat Carolina Reapers and lose their shit

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Dutch and Royce: October 11th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 10/11/2016:

– Marie is stung by wasps… BEES? No, wasps.

– Mitch and Sherri take their engagement photos in a lovely park

– John finds 2007 movie footage of himself in dubbed over in Italian called Matrimonio alle Bahamas

– Joel and Kelsey are in studio because Joel’s brother is getting married in Florida this week

– We all entered the Ken Bone Zone this week

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Dutch And Royce: October 5th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 10/4/16:

– Dutch tries to apply a hypothetical situation to Hurricane Matthew and Royce won’t have it

– We talk smack about William Randolph Hearst killing Hemp paper in the early 1900’s

– We review the TV show Luke Cage on Netflix and the movie The Nice Guys

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Dutch and Royce: September 27th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 9/27/16:

– Joel is on vacation so Birthday Hammy fills in, with the help of Mitch, Marie, and John

– We talk about the first Presidential Debate between Trump and Hillary

– Sherri explains how to kill a bear and eat it

– Pen Pineapple Apple Pen – #WLTBMTY

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Dutch And Royce: September 20th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 9/20/16:

– John is a really nice guy who does kids parties

– My Shiney Hiney is a thing you can buy, but Marie’s Slap Shoes won’t get picked up

– Don’t pee on your clit o’clock or Loretta Jones will yell at you about what she’s supposed to do now

– what’s the deal with the air pods and the iPhone 7

#noSelfieControl is our WLTBMTY

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Dutch and Royce: September 13th, 2016

HIghlights:

– No Dutch this week

– Cousin Joe Skypes in

-We do a Jamaican Fargo remake

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Dutch And Royce: August 30th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 8/30/16:

– We talk about how our women are better than us

– John plays bass for a DJ at a fetish party in South Florida

– We place votes for the new Lopez House – http://www.poll-maker.com/poll797613x48E14Be6-32

– Joel DJ’s a family song for his girlfriend’s grandfather who turned 80, and then relives having to do family plays

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Dutch and Royce: August 23rd, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 8/23/2016:

– Royce and Marie tell family stories from the weekend and also go to an Indy Wrestling event with Mersh

– Mitch and Sherri impulse buy a dishwasher and brew a lot of alcohol. They even sent Royce and Marie some to try

– John dances in cosplay for #3000brigade and started an exercise class called 12 Rounds with John that we assume is for dogs

– Joel and Kelsey take offense to not being invited to Royce & Marie’s housewarming

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Dutch and Royce: August 16th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 8/16/16:

– Dutch DJed a bad wedding on a Monday night and it was horrible

– But in better news, Sherri picked out her wedding dress and Marie comes up with a great new photography business

– We have a little olympics talk as Usain Bolt becomes a meme, Ryan Lochte gets robbed at gun point in Rio, and people break their arms and legs

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Dutch and Royce: August 9th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 8/9/2016:

– The US is crushing the Olympics in medals

– Royce goes into an Isolation Tank and describes what it’s like

– We give out some reviews about Suicide Squad without spoilers

– Sherri shares some of her wedding ideas and plans

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Dutch and Royce: August 2nd, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 8/2/2016:

– Royce and Marie saw both Dave Matthews Band & Guns N Roses perform in one week, and both concerts were amazing

– Watch Stranger Things but not The Suicide Squad

– That’s Not Jiggy at all! Examples follow.

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