Category Archives: Dutch And Royce

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Dutch and Royce: May 23rd, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 5/23/17:

– RIP Chris Cornell, you will be missed and loved.

– The Ariana Grande bomber is a coward

– Dutch pretends to be his girlfriend when calling Comcast

– And the twins is or isn’t the best way to sell beer?

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Dutch and Royce: May 16th, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 5/16/17:

– Joel and Kelsey go to Maui to surprise her mom for her birthday

– We listen to better music than you plays Rebecca Black’s Saturday #ItsNotGayIfItsSaturday

– Over and Under on Trump getting impeached after all this?

– Our old pal Threehorns calls in so we go down memory lane

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Dutch and Royce: May 9th, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 5/9/17:

– 13 Reasons Why gets us in a heated debate

– Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 was funnier than the first, but maybe not exactly as good

– Logan was liked by the men on the show but not the women

– We talk about the Bill Nye episode on chromosomes getting edited on Netflix

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Dutch And Royce: May 2nd, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 5/2/17:

– John saves a life at an indie wrestling match

– Royce and Marie go to Fort Rock in Fort Myers to see A Perfect Circle and Soundgarden

– Mitch’s mom gives Sherri his 3rd Grade reason for not wanting to get married essay

– Remember POGs?

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Dutch and Royce: April 25th, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 4/25/17:

– Royce explains why he’s banned from Facebook again and this time for 7 days

– Why it’s pointless to fight against internet trolls

– Marie is mean to people

– John makes a lot of HGTV be like memes

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Dutch and Royce: April 18th, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 4/18/17:

– Royce gets into a car accident because of 2 dumb teenagers jaywalking in front of a New Beginnings High School

– Mitch and Sherri completely rip out their house in preparation for remodeling

– HGTV be like memes are John’s new favorite thing

– ANTIFA gets punched in Berkeley

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Dutch and Royce: April 11th, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 4/11/17:

– Marie can’t keep up with what to be angry about in the world

– Royce had a Twitter fight with pro wrestler MVP

– Dutch comes in late but with explinations

– We talk about kids birthday parties, house work and related adult injuries

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Dutch and Royce: April 4th, 2017

Dutch and Royce 4/4/2017:

– Joel is a constant disappointment and we love him but he’s not here

– Royce and Marie go to the WWE Hall of Fame and meet up with the OSW Review podcast

– Mitch gives an interview with The New Yorker titled Death of a Dystopian

– How fast can you get blamed for fake news?

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Dutch and Royce: March 28th, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 3/28/17:

– Dutch gets called out for playing a bad open mic clip in the intro and apparently still likes Amy Schumer

– Dave Chappelle does an awesome 2 part Netflix special

– 4Chan breaks Shia LaBeouf with a fun game of capture the flag

– The original and dankest memes

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Dutch and Royce: March 21st, 2017

– Google Parliament fights, you won’t be disappointed

– George Bush looks awesome and Hillary Clinton has a Can I Speak To Your Manager? haircut

– Marie was a cat for a day

– Donating blood is a scam of stealing and profiting

– What questions does one ask a supreme court justice nominee?

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Dutch and Royce: March 14th, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 3/14/17:

– Dutch has had no sleep and is slap happy.

– Royce got banned for 3 days on Facebook for calling himself a spic

– Royce and Marie are playing Zelda Breath of the Wild on the Nintendo Switch

– John goes to Monkey Jungle and sees monkey sex

– Sherri rips out the ceiling in her house and denies giving her eggs

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Dutch and Royce: March 7th, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 3/7/2017:

– Royce and Marie go to Okeechobee Fest 2017 and meet Matt Hill from The Floozies

– Why do Mitch and Sherri have 3 extra dogs?

– Are movie theaters going to die in the next 5 years?

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Dutch and Royce: February 28th, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 2/18/2017:

– The gang are preparing for Mitch and Sherri’s wedding by not going to Suit City

– John tailors his workout clothes with his tailor cobbler

– Joel goes to a hockey game and almost gets in a fight

– Oscars 2017 mishaps with Nicole Kidman clapping and Moonlight La La Land mixup

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Dutch and Royce: February 21st, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 2/21/2017:

– Sherri hates adulting and Royce and Marie like drinking at Theme Parks

– Why do we like shows about Alaska so much?

– Japan kills a lot of Snow Monkeys for having alien genes but mails pandas

– Is pizza as addictive as drugs? We all just ordered some.

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Dutch and Royce: February 14th, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 2/14/2017

– Happy Valentine’s Day from all of us

– Mitch and Sherri had a sausage party, Royce is a sweet boy and John got crafty

– Indoor Skydiving dancing is a real sport and it’s lovely

– Did anyone see the Grammy’s?

– Everyone please stop punching each other

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Dutch and Royce February 7th, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 2/7/2017:

– Super Bowl 51 Breakdown plus the really lame commercials

– Who’s bigger to the gays: Madonna or Lady Gaga

– Is the Fast and the Furious franchise just the new Sharknado franchise?

– How awful are the Oscars going to be this year because of politics

– Guy Fieri redoes Planet Holleywood

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Dutch and Royce: January 31st, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 1/31/2017:

– We didn’t do anything except yell at politics this weekend

– Royce talks about the #DeleteUber movement

– Neil Gorsuch is selected as the Supreme Court Justice

– The protesting is getting out of hand and the ACLU supports them blocking traffic

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Dutch and Royce: January 24th, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlight 1/24/17:

– The Women’s March just caused Madonna to get investigated

– Ashley Judd is a nasty woman

– Big Joe sums up “Women’s March” at L.A. March

– What are some of the executive orders President Trump has signed so far?

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Dutch and Royce: January 17th, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 1/17/17:

– Dutch has been trying Blue Apron cooking

– Royce and Marie tell wonderful tales of Universal Studios, Florida

– Is Steven Spielberg good or was it just the 80s?

– We read off the 2017 Razzies Nominations

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Dutch And Royce: January 10th, 2017

Dutch And Royce Highlights 1/10/17:

– Royce and Marie go to New York aka The Cork of the Country

– Fuck Spirit Airlines don’t ever use them seriously

– Russia has dirt on Trump, or do they?

– Mitch keeps asking Alexa to buy things

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Dutch and Royce: January 3rd, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 1/3/17:

– Welcome to 2017, we share our New Year’s Eve Stories

– Refreshments were served, yes. On many pool tables.

– Is Brunch a new religion?

– Brent Musburger is in the news for defending Joe Mixon

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Dutch and Royce: December 27th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 12/27/16:

– Don’t worry guys 2016 is almost over. RIP Carrie Fisher and George Michael.

– We give plenty of reasons why 2016 is awesome

– Mitch and Sherri can’t get rid of their foster dog fast enough

– We tell Christmas stories

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Dutch and Royce: December 20th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 12/20/16:

– Royce and Marie take a fancy Uber to a Hookah Bar

– Mitch and Sherri are nice and now they are having puppies

– Marie says The OA is a better show than Westworld

– We’re all on the spectrum on some level

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Dutch and Royce: December 13th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 12/13/2016:

– What is Zach Braff doing now, and breaking news Alan Thicke dies at 69 years old

– West World review: spoilers are coming.

– Can we watch TV without looking at our phones?

– We discuss who is spoiled and who wasn’t. News flash, Dutch wasn’t.

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Dutch and Royce: December 6th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 12/6/2016:

– Joel does Christmas kinda, Royce and Marie have a Christmas Boat Parade, and Mitch and Sherri have a holiday party

– Royce and Joel come up with alternative traditions to a bouquet and garter toss at a wedding

– We discuss songs Sherri should use in her wedding and Royce breaks Marie when he makes it clap

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Dutch and Royce: November 29th, 2016

 

Dutch and Royce Highlights 11/29/2016:

– Royce gets a Facebook time out today and can’t live broadcast

– A kid from the middle school Royce spoke at calls in and Royce gets to ask the questions

– We ponder an awkward social situation where one person is offended about a joke at Thanksgiving

– MEMBER CASTRO?

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Dutch and Royce: November 22nd, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 11/22/2016:

– We talk about Dr. Strange, and the latest from South Park and WestWorld

– We read some messages from Tampa middle school students who were asked “What would you say to 1,000 people if you could?”

– Kanye has a break down about Beyonce and Jay Z and gets hospitalized and cancels tour

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Dutch and Royce: November 15th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 11/15/16:

– We’re having a great week on Facebook

– We discuss the unspoken rules of the road

– How awful is trying to buy a car

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Dutch And Royce: November 8th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 11/8/2016:

– We have live coverage of the 2016 Presidential election results

– We talk about CBD Oil and if it helps with back pain or not, as more states legalize marijuana in some capacity

– We try to move on, but seriously guys, Trump is winning

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Dutch and Royce: October 26th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 10/25/2016:

– Royce and Marie have a karaoke Halloween party with Stranger Themes Decorations

– Mitch and Sherri get their wedding bands and are testing them during the 60 day trial period

– It’s not Joel’s fault that Marie attributes good actors to terrible movies

– Which movies won’t stand up if you watch them now

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