Monthly Archives: December 2016


Hippojuice: December 28th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 12/28/16:

– Royce tells an Uber story about Spirit airlines getting sued

– We run down some of the better Christmas movies and realize Kyle hasn’t seen many growing up as a JW

– Yoga pants are ruining our morals and Louboutins are exchanged for blow jobs

– Were Cinnabon and Steve Martin offensive with their Carrie Fisher tweets? Breaking news, we also just lost Debbie Reynolds

– We run through technology predictions for 2020


Brainstu Wrestling: December 28th, 2016

– The 2016 Brainstu Awards: The best and worst of Pro Wrestling in the year of 2016
– Reflecting on 2016 and the incredible year it was in the world of Pro Wrestling


Dutch and Royce: December 27th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 12/27/16:

– Don’t worry guys 2016 is almost over. RIP Carrie Fisher and George Michael.

– We give plenty of reasons why 2016 is awesome

– Mitch and Sherri can’t get rid of their foster dog fast enough

– We tell Christmas stories


The Reel Thing: December 27, 2016

The Reel Thing for December 27, 2016

-Happy Holidays to one and all, and may the Force be with you as we both review the reigning champ for the last two weeks from a galaxy, far, far away, Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. It’s made a ton of dough at the box office, but is it worth the hype or are we being pulled into another SW cash grab (FYI, technically they’re all cash grabs, to be honest)?

-RIP Carrie Fisher, who died today. We remember her for being the bad ass woman that she was and is to fans of Star Wars (and film) everywhere #SIGNIFICANTDEATHS

-Chris and Mark review two new trailers that came out, both courtesy of Ripley Scott (Alien: Covenant and Blade Runner 2049), and Mark may have to watch a movie for #FINALLY based on this conversation

-We end this year (and the holiday season) with a run-through of our favorite and recommended Christmas movies you should give a damn about. WELCOME TO THE PARTY, PAL!


Rorschach and Doc: December 24th, 2016

Rorschach and Doc 12/24/2016:

– Rorschach’s Journey Part 2
– Doc’s Smash Hit Song
– Guppy’s Corner
– Christmas Gift Exchange
– Furries and Furry Porn Talk
– Snopes Founder’s Whore Wife


Talk Radio Meltdown: December 23rd, 2016

Talk Radio Meltdown 12-23-16 – Episode 336: Does a Menu Count?

– The start of this episode was plagued with equipment malfunctions. Enjoy Jack’s silent rage!
– Carrie Fisher suffers a massive heart attack on a flight
– WAAF (formerly “The Place We Can’t Talk About”) rejiggers its on-air lineup
– Tiny Toon Adventures was an animated masterpiece

– Talk Radio Meltdown’s Top 10 songs of 2016
– The importance of audio quality
– Introducing Cooper, Jack and Kate’s new roommate

– blink-182 has a new album recorded
– Jack kept his promise from Episode 335 and edited Red saying “fuck you” six different ways
– Red has his own list of Top 10 things from 2016, neither of which are books


Masters Of None: December 25th, 2016

– Worst Christmas Songs of All Time Volume 8
– We go over some of the worst songs we’ve ever reviewed
– She and Him are really missing their calling as Horror Movie Music producers


The Cousin Joe Show: December 22nd, 2016

– With Royce Lopez
– First Show In The New Studio
– Joe Makes Friends With His Neighbours
– Tv/Movie Talk, Actresses That Fuck Up Their Faces With Plastic
– Vin Diesel’s (maybe) Drunk Interview
– Chinaman Nipple Fondler Caught….FINALLY


Dutch and Royce: December 20th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 12/20/16:

– Royce and Marie take a fancy Uber to a Hookah Bar

– Mitch and Sherri are nice and now they are having puppies

– Marie says The OA is a better show than Westworld

– We’re all on the spectrum on some level


Talk Radio Meltdown: December 16th, 2016

Talk Radio Meltdown 12/16/16

– This is a live radio show once again! Listen to Talk Radio Meltdown on More Like Radio every Friday 8-10pm ET
– “Jack was right.” – James “Big Red” Park II
– Prior to the show, there was a heated debate over Johnny Galecki
– Recapping the Celebrity Genocide of 2016, because more of them died
– Spoiling the big cliffhanger on This Is Us
– Donald Trump has a slight disdain towards SNL
– What might Arnold Schwarzenegger’s catchphrase be on “The New Celebrity Apprentice?”
– MSN has a long-ass list for “In Memoriam 2016”
– How to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and why you’re probably not thinking about it
– Christopher Walken reviews “Hacksaw Ridge”
– What even is the point of the “The Fast and the Furious” franchise?
– Mike Epps: Once funny, now not
– The iPhone 6s is evidently doing its best impression of the Samsung Galaxy Note


The Cousin Joe Show: December 15th, 2016

-With Guest Royce Lopez
-War Dogs/Jonah Hill talk/movie comedy talk
-VR update
– If Joe Was in Westworld
– Drugs at a concert, legal and illegal
– Sex talk
– We learn about Half night stands


Hippojuice: December 14th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 12/14/16:

– How hipsters killed food in 2016.

– Pastor Royce claims to make men’s penises larger by massaging them with his hands.

– FSU student redirects the entire school to and doesn’t get a medal.

– Would you eat a My Little Pony burger?


The Reel Thing: December 13, 2016

The Reel Thing for December 13, 2016

-Happy Holidays, ya filthy animals! We talk the numbers for the last two weeks (the reigning champ for the last two weeks, Moana…the Hawaiian version, not by Tony Danza), and review some recently released Golden Globe contenders, including Loving and Nocturnal Animals

-Rapid fire time! Some quick takes from Chris and Mark in regards to some new trailers (The Mummy reboot with Tom Cruise, Spiderman: Homecoming, etc.), Jimmy Kimmel hosting the Oscars, Trump versus SNL, and some ground rules needed for movie trailers moving forward into the awards season.

-Speaking of which, we review the nominees for the Golden Globes, and briefly touch back on the season finale of Westworld.


Dutch and Royce: December 13th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 12/13/2016:

– What is Zach Braff doing now, and breaking news Alan Thicke dies at 69 years old

– West World review: spoilers are coming.

– Can we watch TV without looking at our phones?

– We discuss who is spoiled and who wasn’t. News flash, Dutch wasn’t.


Rorschach and Doc : December 10th, 2016

Rorschach and Doc 12/10/2016:

– Guppy’s Corner
– Sexy Talk About Burgers
– Spider-man and Stephanie Tanner
– You Need To Watch Your Mouth
– Baby It’s Cold Outside
– Hot Ass Music Bitches


Hippojuice: December 8th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 12/7/2016:

– Royce and Marie open the show alone and talk about what makes someone funny and where Pastor Royce came from

– We go into Kyle’s back story of why he likes tech and AI so much

– Royce talks about how he’s using his new Google Home and we explore how cars are integrating with Google and where VR is going next

– Warning, Royce spoils Westworld at 8:45 accidentally.

– Amazon is building grocery stores you can just walk out of and pay


The Elvis & Alfred Show: December 8th, 2016



-We recorded live at Punktoberfest at the Great South Bay Brewery

-2nd hour we return to record at The Half Penny Pub of Sayville

– Alfred yells at Jameson.


Dutch and Royce: December 6th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 12/6/2016:

– Joel does Christmas kinda, Royce and Marie have a Christmas Boat Parade, and Mitch and Sherri have a holiday party

– Royce and Joel come up with alternative traditions to a bouquet and garter toss at a wedding

– We discuss songs Sherri should use in her wedding and Royce breaks Marie when he makes it clap


Rorschach and Doc: December 3rd, 2016

– Voicemails
– Gay Vampires & Serial Killer Calling Cards
– Millennials Don’t Have Game
– Guppy’s Corner
– Why Women Like Calling Men “Daddy”
– Suicide Squad Review & Great New Music


Hippojuice: november 30th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 11/30/2016:

– Royce talks about being banned on Facebook and what is acceptable to post

– We get Condom Junkie added to Urban Dictionary

– Flip phones are ruining relationships now


Screw You Guys Im Going Home: December 1st, 2016

Screw You Guys Im Going Home

– Season 20, Episode 9: “Not Funny”
– Troll Trace guy reveals to be a troll himself
– Can trolls be forgiven?
– Garrison is conned into bombing Denmark, then conned into not bombing Denmark


Brainstu Wrestling : November 30th, 2016

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– Former Indy Wrestler Joey Image joins the show
– WWE TLC predictions
– ROH Final Battle predictions
– Colt Cabana not wanted by WWE
– WWE possibly raiding ROH roster again
– Will Owens/Jericho bromance come to an end?