Monthly Archives: November 2016


Dutch and Royce: November 29th, 2016


Dutch and Royce Highlights 11/29/2016:

– Royce gets a Facebook time out today and can’t live broadcast

– A kid from the middle school Royce spoke at calls in and Royce gets to ask the questions

– We ponder an awkward social situation where one person is offended about a joke at Thanksgiving



Rorschach and Doc: November 26th, 2016

Rorschach and Doc 11/26/2016:

– Post-Trump America
– Hamilton cast talks to Pence
– Guppy’s Corner
– Crazy JustAShelf Commercial
– Public Groping and Incest Porn
– SJWs need to stop faking hate crimes


The Cousin Joe Show: November 24th, 2016

– The Thanksgiving special that has nothing to do with Thanksgiving. Recorded show I did with Nick in July that hasn’t been aired til now.


Hippojuice: November 23rd, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 11/23/2016:

– We say what we’re going to do for Thanksgiving this year

– Only 1 in 5 people are actually fine when they say it

– How can a country really censor the Internet?

– Pastor Royce uses Grindr to preach the word of the Lord instead of Sindr


Brainstu Wrestling: November 23rd, 2016


– Survivor Series exceeded our low expectations, it was far worse
– WWE has to rebuild Brock Lesnar after having Goldberg squash him
– Hammy has a big problem with James Ellsworth being in the WWE Title picture
– Jericho/Owens have the greatest Bromance moment in history
– What are we thankful for as wrestling fans


Masters of None: November 27th, 2016

– Our very first episode
– Seinfeld: Sucks or Rules
– New Podcast – Bat Channel 66


Dutch and Royce: November 22nd, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 11/22/2016:

– We talk about Dr. Strange, and the latest from South Park and WestWorld

– We read some messages from Tampa middle school students who were asked “What would you say to 1,000 people if you could?”

– Kanye has a break down about Beyonce and Jay Z and gets hospitalized and cancels tour


The Reel Thing: November 22nd, 2016

The Reel Thing for November 22, 2016

-Fans of Harry Potter were thankful that the number one movie last weekend was Fantastic Beasts & Where To Find Them (beating the previous champ, Doctor Strange). Although, based on Chris’ assessment, the movie may not have been as fantastic as you might think….

-We also review other releases we’ve seen recently, including the better-than-expected kids’ movie Trolls and the latest from Denis Villenueve, Arrival.

-Time to head back to HBO’s Westworld to see if we still give a damn about this show (we do) and if there are any issues with the show at this point and moving forward (there are, but nothing that can’t be fixed).

#FINALLY, Mark takes on one of Chris’s staples for a good movie, the Coen Brothers’ gangster classic, Miller’s Crossing

-Let us give thanks for the patrons of The Reel Thing, as we recap a bounty of movies centered around the Thanksgiving holiday for you and yours to enjoy (and Chris may even have his own movie to #FINALLY watch in the future!).


The Cousin Joe Show: November 17th, 2016

– Joe’s Beard
– Kenny Michaels Skypes In
– British Chick Uses Jizz As Anti-Aging Cream
– New Telemarketer Call
– Retainers Designed For Blowjobs


Hippojuice: November 17th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 11/16/16:

– American Liberals are smug and need to learn how to listen, and stop burning New Balance Shoes

– A woman gets pregnant twice from the same load of sperm

– We list out the newest most dangerous toys for kids

– More future talk about self driving cars, CRISPR, Hyperloop and Google Allo


Screw You Guys I’m Going Home: November 16, 2016

– Season 20, Episode 8: Members Only
– Worst overreactions we witnessed
– Have we ever been caught looking at things on the internet we shouldn’t have been looking at by our parents?
– The Member Berries are “Nazi Death Fruits”, and we explain why


Brainstu Wrestling: November 16th, 2016


– WWE Survivor Series preview
– Undertaker returns to Smackdown, but is he full time?
– Ways to fix the Intercontinental Title picture
– Vader given only a few years to live, so WWE should induct him into the Hall Of Fame


Dutch and Royce: November 15th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 11/15/16:

– We’re having a great week on Facebook

– We discuss the unspoken rules of the road

– How awful is trying to buy a car


Screw You Guys I’m Going Home: November 14th, 2016

– Season 20, Episode 7: Oh, Jeez
– Have we had any friends that changed due to relationships?
– Are college students too coddled?
– Was Star Wars: The Force Awakens actually good?
– Garrison elected President


Rorschach and Doc: November 12th, 2016

Rorschach and Doc 11/12/2016:

– LIVE Election Night Saturday Morning Special
– Who is winning each state?
– Shartbreakfast calls in
– Food and Daddies
– Trump is actually winning
– The Abruptly Ended Tale of Shoeless Joe Jackson


Hippojuice: November 9th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 11/9/2016:

– All of us just had the best day ever today watching everyone lose their minds over the election results

– South Park has to rewrite the episode scheduled to air on 11/9/2016 because they didn’t realize Trump would win

– Are dolphins or bears giving people AIDs? Don’t worry, Crispr will cure it.


The Cousin Joe Show: November 10th, 2016

– Joe’s Latest Concert Experience
– Topless Protesters At Polling Place
– Royce Lopez Joins Us
– Election Talk
– Other Things That I Don’t Remember


Dutch And Royce: November 8th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 11/8/2016:

– We have live coverage of the 2016 Presidential election results

– We talk about CBD Oil and if it helps with back pain or not, as more states legalize marijuana in some capacity

– We try to move on, but seriously guys, Trump is winning


The Reel Thing: November 6, 2016

The Reel Thing for November 6, 2016

-We’re joined by Shaun Warters of Hippojuice to discuss the number one movie at the box office this past weekend, Doctor Strange. Do we think it’s magic or another form of dark arts?

-Conversely, we talk about the trailers featured during our movie viewing experience, including Life, Guardians Of The Galaxy 2 and Fantastic Beasts & Where To Find Them.

-Daniel Radcliffe branches out (to everyone’s approval, it seems) as we briefly discuss his latest movie Imperium (“YOU’RE A NAZI, HARRY”).

-Movie news, including two directors announcing their retirement, an actor becoming a Russian citizen, and the return of (arguably) one of the funniest comedians around back to primetime.

-We wrap up the show with discussion of The Cubs winning The World Series and how it’s been joke fodder for movie and tv through the years.


Rorschach and Doc: November 5th, 2016

Rorschach and Doc 11/05/2016:

– Shipping Food & New Overwatch Character Announced
– The Cubs Win & Mansplaining
– Orson Welles hated recording commercials
– Trick or Treating Early?
– New Guppy’s Corner
– David S. Pumpkins sucks, as does that dog meeting his toy
– Autistic Music Reviewers


Hippojuice: November 3rd, 2016

– We do a great live read for the It’s Erik Nagel Show

– Halloween stories: Joel DJs a benefit and goes to his brother’s house party, Kyle celebrates for the first time, and Royce and Marie go to a gay bar

– We tell stories of the last time we had a physical fight

– the ups and downs of drinking energy drinks and alcohol explained in detail lead into Lindsay Lohan


Brainstu Wrestling: November 2nd, 2016


– Is Charlotte the best heel in women’s wrestling?
– Can Goldberg withstand a trip to Suplex City?
– Mike shares thoughts on what WWE can do to fix Raw
– Daniel Bryan breaks down on camera on Total Bellas
– Will WWE ever let Bryan wrestle again?
– WWE Hell In A Cell Recap: Charlotte defeats Sasha in the first women’s Hell In A Cell match, Owens & Rollins have a classic, Rusev dominates Reigns until “Super Reigns” defeats Rusev
– Raw Recap: Goldberg continues the burial of Rusev, Charlotte is a Queen heel to Bayley, Jericho doesn’t put anyone on the list
– Smackdown Recap: Hammy was at Smackdown, James Ellsworth somehow gets biggest pop, Ambrose becomes #1 contender, Bryan and Miz have another heated exchange