Monthly Archives: August 2016


Dutch And Royce: August 30th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 8/30/16:

– We talk about how our women are better than us

– John plays bass for a DJ at a fetish party in South Florida

– We place votes for the new Lopez House –

– Joel DJ’s a family song for his girlfriend’s grandfather who turned 80, and then relives having to do family plays


The Reel Thing: August 29th, 2016

The Reel Thing for 8/29/2016

-The numbers are in, and Don’t Breathe gets the top spot (Mark gives his review)
-How do you say “Jason Bourne sucks” in Chinese?
-Got $800? If you’re an LOTR/Hobbit fan, that money may have already disappeared.
-Wayne’s World 3 is in the works? Eh, sure.
-We talk tv, including the upcoming adaptation of The Departed and The Night Of with Chris and Mark.
-Astrology is a fallacy. What movie came out on your birthday, on the other hand, THAT’S very telling.
-Who is the top grossing actor and actress in the world this year?
-Chris and Mark go over time (SERIOUSLY, listen to the rest of this!) to give you their fall movie preview on what to watch the next four months, and also discuss why the hell Mark hasn’t seen certain movies (seriously, something is wrong with him per Chris).


Rorschach and Doc: August 27th, 2016

Rorschach and Doc 08/27/2016

– Masterchef updates
– We hate Youtube Food Reviewers
– We hate overdone jokes
– We hate getting old
– Voicemails galore


Elvis and Alfred: August 24th, 2016


-Recorded live from the Half Penny Pub of Sayville NY.

-Jameson is back joining the show, talks about his love of Michael Bolton

-Celebrities with OCD


Hippojuice: August 24th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 8/24/2016:

– Dumb Ryan Lochte is being offered $10k to sponsor a sex toy now

– Shit is changing faster than ever before, even since we’ve been on air

– Canada allows We Don’t Care toilet signs and Muslim women to wear hijabs

– We get derailed on religion talk and cheese puns


Dutch and Royce: August 23rd, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 8/23/2016:

– Royce and Marie tell family stories from the weekend and also go to an Indy Wrestling event with Mersh

– Mitch and Sherri impulse buy a dishwasher and brew a lot of alcohol. They even sent Royce and Marie some to try

– John dances in cosplay for #3000brigade and started an exercise class called 12 Rounds with John that we assume is for dogs

– Joel and Kelsey take offense to not being invited to Royce & Marie’s housewarming


Papas Basement: August 22nd, 2016


-Co-hostess Sara returns from a meditation retreat. Hear if she got laid, what she was fed, and if anyone busted ass during silent meditation. Repeatedly.

-Co-host Howard visits Atlantic City for a coke-fuelled night at a strip club that’s definitely worth listening to if you enjoy your podcast content debauched


The Reel Thing: August 21st, 2016

The Reel Thing for August 21, 2016:

-It’s money time! We talk about the latest box office numbers (Suicide Squad wins again), Jared Leto throwing a hissy fit while the world is thrown at his feet, and comparing this crop of summer movies to years past in terms of quality, etc.
-Chris reviews Sausage Party, and we discuss the work of Seth Rogen and the hardest we’ve laughed in movies recently (re: we like movies about farts and poop FYI).
-We hit up the latest movie news, including the return of Bad Boys, Jesus from The Big Lebowski, Lady Gaga and Lethal Weapon.
-Our trailer round-up hits on Arrival, The Good Neighbor and Mr. Church.


Rorschach And Doc: August 20th, 2016

Rorschach And Doc 8-20-16

– Weird Rorschach voicemail rants
– Larry Wilmore was canceled, thank god
– Doc and Rorschach play more of the Top & Bottom Bitchez game


Masters Of None: August 21st, 2016

– Season Finale
– Art’s exploding insides
– Holy Spinoff Show, Batman!


Hippojuice: August 17th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 8/17/16:

– Jared Leto is mad because he felt he was tricked into doing the Joker

– We tell James Cameron how to fix Avatar as Jezebel tells No Man’s Sky the title is sexist

– Basil Marceaux runs for Governor of Tennessee in 2016 and gets that gold fringe off our flag

– McDonalds has to put a cap on the free food for athletes


Dutch and Royce: August 16th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 8/16/16:

– Dutch DJed a bad wedding on a Monday night and it was horrible

– But in better news, Sherri picked out her wedding dress and Marie comes up with a great new photography business

– We have a little olympics talk as Usain Bolt becomes a meme, Ryan Lochte gets robbed at gun point in Rio, and people break their arms and legs


The Reel Thing: August 14th, 2016


-Chris and Mark reviews the reigning champ at the box office, Suicide Squad. Will it put a smile on our face?
-Pete’s Dragon comes out this weekend, and Chris gives his take on this revamped Disney movie.
-We talk recently released trailers, including Dog Eat Dog, Dunkirk and Rogue One.
-Chris Whetton is a clairvoyant when it comes to Ghostbusters. SCARY.
-Ocean’s Ocho is the female Ocean’s Eleven. ¬°AY CARUMBA!
-RIP The Big Lebowski
-We talk about Orlando Bloom’s dick. You’re welcome?


Rorschach And Doc: August 13th, 2016

Rorschach And Doc 8-13-16

– We start off with some nightmare technical difficulties recorded in crystal clear digital for all to enjoy

– Our girl Manda from Hell’s Kitchen poses for some randy pictures that made Doc and I’s week.

– Doc and I take the friendship test to see who knows who better. Listen to see who won.. (it was CLOSE)

– We find the hottest insane porn .. that is mostly talk.

– Doc tries out the new Taco Bell products

– Rorschach is initially freaked out by No Mans Sky but a turn comes

– Doc and I talk about Overrated movies and TV shows


Brainstu Wrestling: August 10th, 2016


– Broken Matt Hardy is the greatest thing in Pro Wrestling today
– Team USA killing it in the Olympics
– Conor McGregor calls WWE superstars pussies, but can he really kick their asses?
– Joey Styles fired from WWE
– Wade Barrett said League Of Nations was just to push Reigns
– RAW RECAP: Enzo, Cass, Jericho & Owens start Raw strong, Braun Stroman destroys another local talent, Rollins v Balor heating up, Cesaro vs Sheamus, Roman Reigns is for once not boring and Daniel Bryan tells Cesaro he’s being misused, because duh
– SMACKDOWN RECAP: Wyatt Family vs Ambrose & Ziggler delivers, Eva Marie is the WORST gimmick of 2016, Orton vs Del Rio


Hippojuice: August 10th, 2016

– Movie and TV talk: Stranger Things, Zootopia, Lady Dynamite

– Police kill civilian in Police Academy training

– Reading a bible while driving



Dutch and Royce: August 9th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 8/9/2016:

– The US is crushing the Olympics in medals

– Royce goes into an Isolation Tank and describes what it’s like

– We give out some reviews about Suicide Squad without spoilers

– Sherri shares some of her wedding ideas and plans


Loose Noose: August 8th, 2016

Loose Noose Podcast for Monday, August8, 2016
Show Title: When the Dress Goes on, The Gloves Come off

Featuring: Ian Lazarus, Shannon Cooke, Ryan Dalton, Kal and Ryan

A friend who’s been living with a secret comes on the Noose and frees himself from the constraints of it. This episode spans abuse, bullying, pain, trauma, self-discovery and most-improtanlty, hope.


Rorschach And Doc: August 6, 2016

Rorschach and Doc 8-6-16

– Rorschach and Doc discuss bottom and top bitches.. and Phase 3 causes controversy.

– Masterchef Talk!

– Rorschand Doc get a shout out from


Brainstu Wrestling: August 3rd, 2016

– Hammy’s friends Jeff, Matt & Nick are in-studio guests because Mike is not on Skype
– The Resurrection of Jake The Snake almost made Hammy cry
– Raw Recap: Enzo, Sasha, Jericho & Charlotte have an awesome opening segment/match, Roman Reigns is now facing mid-carders, Sami Zayn & Rollings have an excellent main event & Balor steps up to Rollins
– Smackdown Recap: Heel-ish Ambrose, Apollo Crews is the #1 contender for the IC Title, AJ Styles & Cena steal the show
– Summerslam card looks LEGIT
– Rhyno wins a Republican House seat in Michigan
– Lillian Garcia leaves WWE to take care of her Father
– Ric Flair regrets ever going to TNA in the “no shit” news story of the week


Hippojuice: August 3rd, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 8/3/2016:

– Rhapsody bought Napster to re-brand, but why when YouTube exists?

– Is Trump too ridiculous to fail? Doesn’t matter, a dancing flamingo is dead.

– Pope Francis considers letting women be deacons. Considers.

– Armageddon is now predicted to be October 21, 2016 and it’s not because of Pokemon Go.


Dutch and Royce: August 2nd, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 8/2/2016:

– Royce and Marie saw both Dave Matthews Band & Guns N Roses perform in one week, and both concerts were amazing

– Watch Stranger Things but not The Suicide Squad

– That’s Not Jiggy at all! Examples follow.


The Reel Thing: August 2, 2016

The Reel Thing for August 2, 2016

-Box office numbers are in, and Bourne is back with the top spot, but is the film Jason Bourne worth the damn we were giving about it at the beginning of the summer movie season?
-Mark went to see Guns N’ Roses this past weekend in Orlando and argues that the song You Could Be Mine is the baddest motherfucking song that’s ever been in a movie (not really an argument, more of an observation as Chris agrees)
-Donald Trump continues to be awful to everyone, including stealing music from dead Hollywood composer Jerry Goldsmith
-We talk 90’s movies and reboots coming your way, including how Mark is going to be having an aquatic movie marathon thanks to Waterworld and Splash, and the Rocketeer is now a black chick? Huh??
-Michael Keaton, we salute you for your career choices (aka being against a Beetlejuice sequel) and your long overdue star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
-If hate were people, Mark would be China thanks to the movie Grease, and Chris discusses his distaste of Big Fish and recent Wes Anderson films (CUE THE KINKS!)


Loose Noose: August 1st, 2016

Loose Noose Podcast for Monday, August 1, 2016
Show Title: Tiny Boy Dick All Over My House
With Guest: Kaytlin Bailey
– Stories/philosophy from Kaytlin about being a former call girl
– Safety/parents finding-out about being a call girl
– Lack of information/care regarding female sexual pleasure
– Good dick is hard to come by
– Don’t let your daughter read Anais Nin at a young age
– Goddess culture vs. war culture


Papas Basement: August 1st, 2016


-Why Netflix’s Stranger Things is the best show released in years

-I ran through NFL combine drills at Redskins Park…and now respect even the scrubbiest players in the league


Rorschach and Doc: July 30th, 2016

Rorschach and Doc Show 7-30-16

– Masterchef voicemails… Masterchef talk..
– Rick And Morty goodness’
– Farts
– Match Game madness
– So many stalled endings