Monthly Archives: June 2016

Papa’s Basement: June 30th, 2016


-It’s our 500th episode!

-We get kicked off our one air station (after a whopping two months) and have a few choice words for them.

-Co-host Howard is a dead ringer for a child molester who was caught groping a 5th grader’s ass at the mall next to the studio. We do our best to get him to go shopping with us after the show and see how many dirty looks he gets.


Brainstu Wrestling: June 29th, 2016


– CM Punk has his first UFC fight set against Mickey Gall
– Is there a better wellness policy we can think of for WWE?
– Mike reviews Ring Of Honor: Best In The World 2016
– Bret Hart criticizes WWE for not booking Curtis Axel
– We marvel at what was revealed from Sandra Toffoloni, sister of Nancy Benoit, on Talk Is Jericho
– RAW Recap: Rollins opens the show talking Reigns suspension, New Day mimics The Wyatt Family, Zayn and Owens on Jericho’s “Highlight Reel”
– Question/s Of The Week: Should WWE have two major world titles with the brand split & in one sentence, how do we fix TNA?


Hippojuice: June 29th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 6/29/16:

– John was used to make someone else’s boyfriend jelly and we try to figure out if there’s a chance

– Marie has an existential crisis getting a pap test at the doctor’s office

– We try to figure out what animal would be a fair fight for a John Stand Up bit


Dutch and Royce: June 28th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 6/28/16:

– Joel shits in the middle of Lake Pueblo and Mitch just gets leeches

‪#‎RoboTrump‬ is going to solve world terror with ‪#‎Farts4Isis‬

– We argue about if you can put knives in the dishwasher and bras in the dryer because we’re adults


GoT Wieners and Such: June 27th, 2016

Game of Thrones Wieners and Such – S6E10 Winds of the Winter – 6/27/16:

– Cersei drops the bomb on old King’s Landing and becomes the Mad Queen.

– Jon Snow is like Jay Z’s kid – both Stark and Targaryen

– Lady Mormont is everyone’s new favorite character

– Sam needs to take his woman’s legs to the spreadatorium


The Conte And Kenny Show: June 27th, 2016

“Johnny O in Studio”

– Kenny is the Captain on the ship
– Conte on Skype
– Our Scottish pal calls in
– Health update


Papa’s Basement: June 27th, 2016


-We get to interview Ron and Gail Bennington (as well as fellow MLRer Chris Stanley) in the DC Sirius-XM studios. Needless to say, it was fantastic, and thanks again to all of them for making it possible.

-Just how laid is LeBron getting with this third win?

-How Game of Thrones finally got it right last week


Rorschach And Doc: June 25th, 2016

Rorschach And Doc 6-25-16

– Chekov is murdered by his car

– Masterchef Talk with voicemails

– Rorschach is gonna make his own ham biscuits

– Hamilton sucks

– Doc was caught perusing the Zootopia porn Reddit

– Rorschach and Doc have a subredit

– Doc talks about his drinks mixing and food creations

– We do a bonus show … talking about how School Ties was placed in an Alt-Universe where the Nazis won and Docs food orders.

– Doc is FINALLY playing Hearthstone


The Untitled Movie Podcast: June 26, 2016

The Untitled Movie Podcast for June 26, 2016:

-It’s been a while, so let’s catch up on the weekend box office for the last three weeks (cash is king, obviously)
-Finding Dory, as reviewed by Chris, was a sequel that was asked for by many….Independence Day: Resurgence, not so much.
-Warcraft (directed by Duncan Jones) needs to learn how to say THANK YOU in Chinese thanks to their box office draw
-JK Simmons now is Commissioner Gym Gordon (thank you, Damon)
-Helen Mirren is now going to be in Fast & Furious 8? Alllllllllrighty then.
-We go through an HBO update, including GoT, Westworld, Vinyl, True Detective and Curb Your Enthusiasm.
-You like TV shows like The Jinx and Making A Murderer? You really need to watch OJ: Made In America according to Mark.
-The Jerry Lewis clown Holocaust movie gets talked about and reviewed. No, this sentence is not a typo.
-Eli Roth is working with Bruce Willis AND Jim Carrey??
-RIP Anton Yelchin
-Our collective review of 10 Cloverfield Lane
-We went to a Lebowski event at the Polk Theatre, and accidentally spit on fellow movie watchers. Sorry?


The Cousin Joe Show: June 23rd, 2016

– Ticketmaster Settlement
– “Documentary Now!” Talk
– Stairway And Other Borrowed Songs
– New Dating Site
– Porn For The Blind


Brainstu Wrestling: June 22nd, 2016


– WWE Money In The Bank recap
– Raw Recap: Returning Wyatt Family feuds with New Day, returning Sasha Banks feuds with Charlotte, the audience LOVES Dean Ambrose as champion and Reigns is NOT loved by the crowd
– Roman Reigns’s suspension and how WWE’s wellness policy is not fair when compared to other sports as well as other performers on the roster
– WWE brand split PPV schedule leaked


Hippojuice: June 22nd, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 6/22/2016:

– We need to come up with a non-denominational way of saying Pray for Orlando

– We talk politics for a little bit, sorry. But we fix it by discussing the worst Subway sandwich you can invent.

– We try to sell haunted typewriters to hipsters by putting mustaches on them


Dutch and Royce: June 21st, 2016

Dutch and Royce: June 21st, 2016
– Royce and Marie Close on a house
– Sherri’s family goes to jail
– Proper Handjob technique


Rorschach and Doc : June 18th, 2016

Rorschach and Doc 6-18-16

– Masterchef voicemails and discussion devolves into Brittany talk..

– Rorschach has gained psychic powers

– Father’s day insanity

– More Judy Hopps talk and Rorschach waifu comes to light..

– Furry talk galore!!!

– Disney movies everyone should see

– Octopusses are aliens


The Conte And Kenny Show: June 13th, 2016

“A Spagget-Together”

-Conte is Angry and losing his mind

– Guns vs Guns

– Penny will be missed

– Rolf vs Rudy

– Bon Jovi Stinks


The Cousin Joe Show: June 16th, 2016

– With Ian Lazarus & Royce Lopez
– Bonnaroo Recap
– Other Festival Talk


Brainstu Wrestling: June 15th, 2016


– Money In The Bank predictions
– Raw Recap: Vaudevillains get epic heel heat interrupting fun things, Cena vs. Styles is the best feud going into MITB, Shield reunion on Ambrose Asylum & Kevin Owens is gold on commentary
– CM Punk finally has a date for his UFC debut
– Jeff Hardy wants to return to WWE just so he can jump off a cage
– TNA Slammiversary almost didn’t happen because they forgot to pay the bills


Hippojuice: June 15th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 6/15/16

– Orlando has the tragety of three and they still make Marie play the Florida song

– We break down the Pina Colada song and give some Described Video examples by Gilbert Gottfried

– We tell more Bonnaroo stories with the two Joe’s


Dutch and Royce: June 14th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 6/14/16

– We have Brian Alvear in studio to talk about the Orlando Shooting, he lost his siser Amanda ialong with her best friend Mercedez Marisol Flores. Support here

– Ramcat and Buttercup are also in studio to help tell Bonnaroo 2016 stories with Royce and Marie


Rorschach And Doc: June 11th, 2016

Rorschach And Doc 6-11-16

– Its Zootopia mania.. Rorschach falls in love with Judy Hopps and cries over it. Loses his mind. PLUS Voicemails!

– Masterchef has started and Doc and Rorschach have picked out the winners and losers. PLUS Voicemails!

– Doc and Rorschach go to war against each over the Restaurant game and Taco wars!!

– TacoGate devolves into an angry screaming match on the show.

– Doc and Rorschach share angry voice mails over tacos.


Elvis & Alfred: June 9th, 2016


-We are back recording at Flame Fine Cigars & Smoking Lounge

-We talk about that douchebag Stanford rapist

-Philipines president telling people to shoot and kill any drug dealers

-New music from Paper and Plastick Records


Brainstu Wrestling: June 8th, 2016



– Recapping NxT Takeover: The End
– Raw Recap: Cena/Styles had an awesome promo while The New Day looks to bury themselves by siding with Cena, Money In The Bank ladder match participants have hilarious opening promo
– TNA spoofed the horrendous Matt/Jeff Hardy video and made it funnier


GoT Wieners and Such: June 6th, 2016

Game of Thrones Weiners and Such – S6E6 & S6E7 – 6/6/16:

– Blood of My Blood & The Broken Man Episode review

– Bran sees a lot of visions and we break them all down

– Sam goes to Horn Hill with Gilly for plot reasons and gets the family’s valyrian steel sword

– Arya’s tests have a very unclear end game while Sansa appears to be writing to Little Finger for help because Jon Snow can’t convince the north to join them

– Kings Landing starts a holy alliance between the crown and the faith and Margaery tells her grandmother to go home for some reason


Loose Noose: June 5th, 2016

Loose Noose Podcast for June 5, 2016
Episode Title: Metaphorical Gin & Juice
Guest: Alec Vanacore

– Virginity-loss stories
– Alec was in a barbershop quartet, was a backyard wrestler and won a car in a contest
– Homelessness, cause and do you know anyone who is?
– Existence of aliens/fear of
– The gorilla cage situation


The Untitled Movie Podcast: June 6TH, 2016

The Untitled Movie Podcast for 6/5/2016

1. The weekend box office made under $100 million dollars for the top 5? THE END IS NIGH!!!!!
2. Star Wars: Rogue One is getting reshoots, so we should all crawl into a hole and die crying or something.
3. We literally review a shit ton of movies, including Midnight Special, The Nice Guys, Hail Caesar!, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, and then talk about them at length depending on our mood and the amount of beers Mark has drank.
4. We nerd out on one of the best movies EVER, Raiders Of The Lost Ark.


Rorschach And Doc: June 4th, 2016

Rorschach And Doc 6-4-16

– Shocking Marvel and DC news!

– Voice Mails!! Plus the restaurant game!

– Jet Blue are insane

– Rorschach describes how to make love to a woman

– China has gone crazy


The Cousin Joe Show: June 2nd, 2016

– With Ian Lazarus
– Bonnaroo Talk
– Couple Arrested For Naked Meth Antics
– Scott Weiland Talk
– Proof Of God-Pastor Royce Calls In
– Relationship-Marriage Talk


Hippojuice: June 1st, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 6/1/2016:

– A shocking female teacher sex story with a 13 year old boy turns us into a “you’re both wrong” argument.

– How would you qualify/quantify for the sex hall of fame nominees, and what are the hosts averages?

– Harambe gets murdered because parents stink but zoos are worse.

– SodaStream’s new Beer Bar should be called Sparkling Bread Farts.


Rorschach and Doc: May 28th, 2016

Rorschach and Doc 5-28-16

– Rorschach And Doc is the NUMBER 1 Furry show on MLR

– Everyone gets embarrassed for Jim Breuer

– Excitement for Westworld. Rorschach introduces Doc to the original. Doc gets angry.

– Blizzard fights Overwatch Porn/Rule 34

– Rorschach takes his first drink in 9 days

– Our Boy Johnny Depp is drunk and innocent of all charges