Monthly Archives: May 2016

Planet of the Dorks: May 29th, 2016

Planet of The Dorks
May 29th 2016
– Captain America is a Hydra Agent
– Civil War review
– Preacher Pilot review
– X-Men: Apocalypse review
– Entitlement in Nerd-dom


The Cousin Joe Show: May 26th, 2016

– With Guest Stephanie Vanacor
– Germany Creates Sex Manual For Immigrants
– New Video From Crazy German Weapon Guy
– Farting Weatherman/Meteorologist Told To Cover Up After Complaints
– First Penis Transplant
– “Bros” Get Out Of Paying For Dates
– Guitar Hero Of Sex Video Game
– Sex Factor Reality Show


Papa’s Basement: May 26th, 2016


-A man has recieved the first successful penis transplant in America. I’m telling you right now, this is the start of a girth arms race that is going to ruin us all

-The fun of dealing with a collections company when you really don’t owe them money (I was like you, once)

-Two idiots put a baby bison in their car because it looked cold. Things ended as badly as expected


Elvis and Alfred Show: May 26th, 2016



-Recording from Flame Fine Cigar and Cigar Lounge

-Jameson reviews Wildfest and meet Jim Jeffries at the Paramount

-Man almost caught by date with his sex robot

Comic Con Press badges


Hippojuice: May 25th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 5/25/16:

– The Warcraft Movie is going to suck. Sorry Joel. And we come up with the James Caan Film Festival

– If Florida only had 1 sports team for each game: Miami gets Dolphins for football and Heat for basketball, Tampa gets The Lightning for hockey and the Rays for baseball, Orlando gets Orlando City Soccer

– We discuss the new AMC tv show Preacher and then Erock calls in so we talk TV and movies for the rest of the hour


Brainstu Wrestling: May 25th, 2016

Brainstu Wrestling 5/25 uploading now. Also have a REPLAY version as well.


– Extreme Rules recap: Huge pop for Rollins return, Huge boos for champ Reigns, Ambrose & Jericho have a dud match but spot of the night & the IC Title match is your match of the night
– Raw recap: Face Rollins quickly turns heel, Enzo Amore returns, Charlotte wants nothing to do with her dad, awesome Money In The Bank qualifying matches
– Shane McMahon reveals why he walked away from WWE
– AJ Styles proves beyond a shadow of a doubt he’s the best performer WWE has


Dutch and Royce: May 24th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 5/24/16:

– We get a caller, Jonathan Lee Riches who did some time in prison and talks about solitary and clicks

– We fight with an Amazon Echo at a weekend party but agree that adult parties are the best

– Mitch gives Sherri a blow job because he lost a bet

– We imagine the most terrifying creatures and none are worse than spiders


Game of Thrones Wieners and Such: May 22nd, 2016

Game of Thrones Weiners and Such S6E5 The Door Highlights 5/23/16:

– Sansa is pissed at Little Finger because he’s full of shit but she lies to Jon Snow about it

– What is Arya Stark’s end game because it doesn’t seem to be with the many faced God?

– Euron tries to take the Iron throne from Yara and Theon Greyjoy but they steal all his ships and are probably sailing to Meereen

– Hold the Door is the saddest story ever told


Loose Noose: May 23, 2016

Loose Noose for Monday, May 23, 2016
Episode Title: Pinchin’ it for the Kids

– Defensiveness
– Survival skills
– Shannon’s memories of being a baby and out of body experiences / voodoo powers
– Performing
– Hitting kids
– Aging


Th Sully Show: May 22nd, 2016

Th Sully Show – Highlights for May 22nd, 2016

– The Sully Show going on a short Hiatus

– Ghostbusters remake still looks horrible

– Kanye West needs to do the world a favor and go away (His extremely odd interview on Ellen)

– Flight Attendant Steals 1500 mini liquor bottles from Delta and sells them on Craigs

– Dumb Ass of the Week: Woman brings 2 children she was babysitting to a bank and robs it.



Masters of None: May 22nd, 2016


– Marvel Movies Worst to First
– Thor gets no love
– Art and Jay have jumped into cosplay feet first.


Rorschach and Doc: May 21st, 2016

Rorschach and Doc 5-21-16

– Rorschach is sick from spider bites

– Show starts off slowly but becomes the best ever

– Rorschach masturbates

– Voicemails galore!!!

– Rorschach and Doc discuss new weird SJW/Feminist terms

– Rorschach has the worst week ever.. Face planting into a fence

– Twitch Whores


The Untitled Movie Podcast: May 19, 2016

The Untitled Movie Podcast for May 19, 2016:

-Apologies for the last podcast messing up sound-wise are in order (for the record, Mark HATES fucking up)
-Your box office update, Zack Snyder is out (you win, nerds) and not even Marvel can hit a 1.000, can it?
-Ghostbusters comes out with another trailer. Do we still give a shit, and the politics of movies and their toy tie-ins
-Woody Allen comes back into the conversation thanks to Cannes, Blake Lively and his monstrous talent/parenting skills
-For $99 million, I’ll legally change my name to James Bond (but don’t ask Daniel Craig)
-Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to buy her GOOP dildo
-The trailer round-up (Assassin’s Creed, Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk, The Accountant and Free State Of Jones), and why do movie studios keep fucking up trailers??
-We review The VVitch and Deadpool (also, Mark is a pussy)

Follow up on Twitter, damn it! (@TheUMPonMLR)


Hippojuice: May 18th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 5/18/16:

– Florida woman thinks she sees a cross in her baby’s poopy diaper

– John gets kicked out of the model airplane cool kids group

– We try not to have Joe talk about Pearl Jam and we fail miserably.

– Joel carries around zip ties suspiciously.

– A fat mom yells at Target shoppers with her 12 children and a bible


Brainstu Wrestling: May 18th, 2016



– WWE Extreme Rules predictions
– Raw Recap: The New Day goes back in time, IC Title picture is perfect booking, Reigns meets a Styles Clash and BOOsos vs. Bullet Club
– Paige and Alberto Del Rio are dating, and we now have another reason to hate Del Rio
– Velvet Sky done with TNA
– TNA failing to pay production staff on time


Dutch And Royce: May 17th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 5/17/16:

– Dutch visits Mitch and Sherri for business reasons but mostly to drink with friends.

– Sherri wins a bridal competition with a toilet paper wedding dress but gets rear ended driving home by someone she knows

– Rose and Royce Sr. call in and derail half the show


The Conte And Kenny Show: May 16th 2016

“You big piece of….”

-Go F Yourself
– Big Scott Will Calls in
– Funeral performances
– Mom talking on toilet
– Learning to grab balls w/ Kenny


Papa’s Basement: May 16th , 2016


-Tila Tequila Is now passionately racist online and it’s as funny as you think it is

-Why Ozzy is lucky his marriage is croaking

-New ways to view nudity on YouTube


Loose Noose: May 16th, 2016

Loose Noose Podcast for Monday, May 16
Show Title: Happiness is not Funny
With Guest Jody Lee
– Piercings/tatoos and not understanding the youth
– Fears and anxieties
– Timing of meeting spouses
– Childhood trauma/baggage carried into adulthood
– Raising a daughter
– Jody and Shannon hitting dudes stories


Rorschach And Doc: May 14th, 2016

Rorschach And Doc 5-14-16

– Overwatch sux according to a non shooter fan Rorschach

– Weird Jim Norton and Jim Breuer rants

– Voicemails a plenty

– Doc has seen Civil War and Loves it greatly “Best Spider-Man movie ever!”

– Rorschach blows up Facebook with a trolling FB post

– GVAC was loved

– Doc has Taco Bell


Game of Thrones Wieners and Such: May 16th, 2016

GoT Weiners and Such – Book of the Stranger S6E4- Highlights 5/16/16:

– Jon Snow didn’t leave The Wall and good thing because he finds Sansa

– Brienne doesn’t forget or forgive the Red Woman and Sir Davos but may like Tormund

– We see Little Finger controlling Lord Royce and he’s planning on helping Sansa

– Tyrion tries to negotiate with the slave owners and the slaves don’t really like the 7 year deal

– Cersei theroies


The Cousin Joe Show: May 12th, 2016

– With Royce Lopez
– Unlocking A Smartphone With Your Cock (with Demonstration)
– Trust In Relationships
– Joe Unboxes The Bonnarroo Gift Bag
– Pastor Royce Gives Advice


Brainstu Wrestling: May 11th, 2016


– Adam Rose has a Titanic level sinking of his career
– Raw Recap: The New Day make a subliminal racist joke, Reigns and the BOOlet club vs Bullet Club, Ambrose ruins Jericho’s jacket & a heated up IC Title picture
– Jim Cornette’s comments about HHH never getting over spark a debate to see if he is on our list of top 10 all time WWE performers
– Keven Owens on ESPN
– WWE releases including Brooklyn Brawler
– Adam Cole joins Bullet Club at ROH event
– Question Of The Week: Biggest pops we’ve ever heard


Hippojuice: May 11th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 5/11/16:

– Gwyneth Paltrow uses a golden vibrator to masturbate until we realize it’s just a celebrity endorsement and get angry we fell for it

– We try to figure out what brewery owns what after Budweiser announces it’s going to re-brand itself as America this summer. It’s owned by a Belgium-Brazilian company. Come on.

– It’s graduation time, so we read the best yearbook quotes from 2016


The Conte And Kenny Show: May 11th, 2016

“Sponsored by Diss Miss”

– Mothers Day

– Rorschach calls in

– Patti’s songs

– Carson Bloopers

– News with Doug Nelson


Dutch and Royce: May 10th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 5/10/16:

– We review the new Captain America: Civil War movie but it’s still not better than Deadpool

– Has there ever been a good movie based on a video game? We hope the new Warcraft movie

– What is the worst term for a vagina?

– Have you injured yourself doing something ever so minor and it makes you realize how old you are?


Game of Thrones Wieners and Such: May 9th, 2016

Game of Thrones Weiners and Such – S06E03 – Oathbreaker Highlights 5/9/16:

– Jon Snow wakes up and totally freaks out that he’s no longer dead

– The Starks are making a comeback but Sam can’t get rid of boring old Gilly

– Daenerys has been sent to basic bitch temple and The Dinkles can’t get any good conversation out of her old friends

– We read some really awesome yet crazy fan theories


The Untitled Movie Podcast: May 8th, 2016

The Untitled Movie Podcast for May 8, 2016

-It’s late, and we just got our Thrones on, but screw it, we talk about Captain America (FUCK YEAH): Civil War (how much money it made, how we got to making this movie with all principle actors and actresses, and a breakdown of what Chris and Mark did and did not like (so SPOILERS or have fun ruining it for yourselves)

-With this latest movie, we go into our updated top 5 superhero movies of all time (OF ALL TIME)

-Mark reviews the movie Keanu since he forgot to do so last week

-Radiohead comes out with a new album (and subsequent music video directed by Paul Thomas Anderson, who’s also done similar work with Fiona Apple), so Mark goes into former music video directors who made the jump-off into feature filmmaking (if you know half of this shit, Mark will be very proud of you)

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Loose Noose: May 9th, 2016

Loose Noose Podcast for Monday, May 9
Show Title: Your Friend’s Pubes are Everywhere!
With Guest BJ Schnorr

– Comprehensive wedding recanting with the bride and groom (sex, pubes a rave and almost a rape)
– How many BJ’s bodily fluids have been on Shannon?
– Herpes scare
– Harem porn
– More Shannon sexual deviance/unexpected fisting
-Quick call from Dan DiMarino