Monthly Archives: March 2016

Brainstu Wrestling: March 30th, 2016


– Stand up comic KP Burke is our in studio guest
– Wrestlemania 32 and NXT Takeover Dallas Preview
– Our favorite past and present Wrestlemania moments
– Our favorite Wrestlemania matches
– What got us into wrestling
– Jerry Lawler as a heel commentator is something worth watching Smackdown for
– Shane McMahon is a middle aged man, yet can probably bump better than half of the roster
– HHH and how he has run NXT is better than how Vince is running the main roster
– Is this Undertakers last Wrestlemania?
– Will outside interference change the outcome of the 3 big matches on the card?


Hippojuice: March 30th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 3/30/16:

– Mark joins us to promote his new podcast Untitled Movie Podcast

– We try to figure out why people collect Pez and how you join in live on someone else’s sex act

– 19 types of fast food you should never eat, according to Reddit


Dutch and Royce: March 29th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 3/29/16:

– Royce plays Starcraft and the guys tell Marie how to tease him

– Dutch has a plan for the end of the world and will need to call his Mom for chickens

– Dutch’s girlfriend is pulling babies out of baby mountain now


The Untitled Movie Podcast: March 27th. 2016

The Untitled Movie Podcast notes from 3-27-2016:

-Apologies to Chris for fucking up his name last week (no, I was not drinking)
-Seriously, guys, why should you listen to us? We go into our backgrounds as far as movie knowledge is concerned.
-Screw it, we know why we’re here: Batman V Superman (what we thought about it, liked/didn’t like, miscellaneous things regarding the release, etc., and we even have a SPECIAL GUEST to talk about how much HE liked it so we don’t sound like a couple of assholes….more so!)
-We really need a new name for this podcast (you think Frank Darabont or Stephen King will mind?)
-RIP Garry Shandling
-Future April releases: what looks good and whooooooooooooooooooooooo cares??


Rorschach And Doc: March 26th, 2016

Rorschach and Doc 3-26-16

– Superpowers talk
– Soundboard Fez
– Batman Vs Superman
– Doc and i share voicemails
– Hells Kitchen Ramped up
– Throwing bitches in fire places..


The Cousin Joe Show: March 24th, 2016

– With Guest Ian Lazarus
– Ferris Wheel Fuck Update
– We Tell Stories About: Road Rage, Fights, Rejection
– Easter Bunny Fight In Jersey Mall
– New Fred Herbert Call
– More Fun Random Banter


Elvis and Alfred: March 24th, 2016


-We talk about the parade day at the Half Penny Pub of Sayville New York

-Jameson talks about his adventure in day drinking on St. Pattys day and time travels.

-A Owner of a Chuck E. Cheese in Chicago is convicted of murdering teenagers in Satanic Rituals in the basement


Dutch and Royce: March 22nd, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 3/22/16:

– Sherri only has 492 days to go until her wedding

– Sherri’s friend Amanda comes over and she’s really cool

– We talk about best pickup lines, invention ideas and share some fight stories


Untitled Movie Podcast: March 20th, 2016

Show Title: The Untitled Movie Podcast (LINE!)
– The teaser trailer: necessary for our ADD generation?
– Batman vs. Superman comes out this week. Have there been enough trailers released for this thing, and will it be worth a damn?
– Movies of our youth being redone (re: Ghostbusters/the new Indiana Jones): Criminal or do we just want to complain?
– Previewing upcoming summer movies for 2016: do we give a shit and why or why not?
– Deadpool and the rise of upcoming R rated movies: justified or gimmicky?
– our (way too late) Oscars take on the winners, snubs and the telecast in general (SPOILER ALERT: it’s still too fucking long, guys)


By The Way: March 22nd 2016

By The Way
March 22nd 2016
“Ain’t no party like a Frank Castle Party”

Intro Song “Prayers/Triangles” by Deftones
– Life since the last episode.
– Daredevil Season 2 review thus far
– It’s an election year so eff it time to continue politics talk.
– Albums coming out that I am looking forward to.
– Mike goes a bit more into future projects and what his goals are now.
– Superman v Batman hype
– Holidays are weird for Mike the last few years.
– The Walking Dead(there will be both TV and comic spoilers actual and potential)
Outro Song “Boiled Frogs(alexisonfire cover)” by City and Colour


Papa’s Basement: March 21st, 2016


-Why are bachelorette parties and bachelor parties so different?

-At what age can you first get married with it not being a huge mistake?


Loose Noose: March 21, 2016

Loose Noose Podcast for March 21, 2016
Show Title: Days of Our Rice
– Guest: Comedian Henry Liu
– Youngest person’s funerals we’ve been at
– Glorifying the dead/underrated celebrities/infamy negating fame
– Gofundme vibrator campaign for Shannon
– Thirsty dudes harassing Shannon on Facebook
– How the Chinese view Chinese Americans and American Americans


The Cousin Joe Show: March 17th, 2016

With Guest Shannon Cooke.
Update on Joe’s Date, Zach Anner Work Out Wednesdays
Royce Calls In, Shannon’s GoFundMe to replace her vibrator,
Leprechaun Porn,
‘Weaponized Bra’ with a live demonstration,
Crazy German Guy has a new weapon


Hippojuice: March 16th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 3/16/16:

– Gwyneth Paltrow drinks $200 smoothies every morning and is totally relatable

– Would you rather game goes to Hilary Clinton, Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump

– Jared is getting beat up in prison and OJ is joking about the rusted knife

– Suicidal deer are running into cars and we figure out how to solve the problem


Dutch and Royce: March 15th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 3/15/16:

– We interview Zach Anner, the internet sensation behind Work Out Wednesdays and author of If At Birth You Don’t Succeed

– Marie and Kelsey share birthday stories and Joel makes it all about himself and whale oil

– Hammy gets evaluated by Dr. B about his divorce problems but we all give advice


Papas Basement: March 14th, 2016


-Why are bachelorette parties and bachelor parties so different?

-At what age can you first get married with it not being a huge mistake?


Loose Noose: March 14th, 2016

Loose Noose Podcast for March 14, 2016
Show Title: Old Man Ball Brain
– Guest: Comedian Andy McDermott
– Andy and Shannon have both had seizures
– Laz had sex while a sleeping child was in bed/getting caught in the act stories
– Shannon almost uploaded her private phone pics onto a public share site
– Andy’s engagement story


By The Way: March 12th, 2016

By The Way
Episode “Rip the band aid off”
March 12th 2016

Intro Song “Ouiet Distress” by Killswitch Engage
– Mike talks about his podcasting future.
– Deadpool is awesome and here is why you should see it too. + ZOMG Spidey!
– Mike gets into talk about his living situation.
– Killswitch Engage – Incarnate album review.
– Mike touches up on his own emotional state and opens up.
– Kanye #2020 or Mike gets political and stuff!
– Mike gets into his current head space in terms of comedy.
Outro Song “Throne” by Bring Me The Horizon


The Sully Show: March 13th, 2016

– Sully hates house hunting

– CT is the worst state to live in and JT actually has some smarts about the economy.

– Mr Bunky is a hard working man… but so were we once on another station

– Sully HATES the new Ghostbusters Trailer but LOVES Captain America: Civil War because… SPIDER-MAN!

– Woman drives into flood and sinks her car

– Dumb Ass of the Week: Woman arrested for driving around with fake cardboard license plates.


Rorschach and Doc: March 12th, 2016

Rorschach and Doc 3-12-16

– Zootopia and Hell’s Kitchen Talk

– Doc rates the new BK Hot Dogs

– Cumia and Opie/Pete Davidson/Stangle Bros. Drama and Reddit wars

– Betelgeuse 2 on then off..

– New Civil War Trailer

– more sexy furry talk


The Cousin Joe Show March 10th, 2016

– With Ian lazarus In Studio
– Ian Ruins His Childs Life
– Man Arrested For Jamming Cell Phones, Our Delinquencies Stories
– Royce Skypes In
– Stories Of Not Us Stealing
– Spicoli Calls In
– More Story Telling
– Naked Guy Walks In House Of Cripple
– Joe Reunites With An Old Dating Site Match


Elvis and Alfred Show: March 10th, 2016


-Joe Winchell joins us from the Supper Club

– We talk about the new Ghostbusters trailer

– Recap of the Walking Dead


Hippojuice: March 9th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 3/9/2016:

– John runs a 24-hour BattleFrog Obstacle Race Series in Miami this past weekend

– We need to get behind the Mormon Big Dick Policy and come up with a new jerk off sport

– What is the most annoying food to bring into the movie theater?


Dutch and Royce March 8th, 2016

Dutch and Royce 3/8/2016:

– It’s International Women’s Day so we don’t celebrate right

– House of Cards Season 4 is out on Netflix and everyone should be watching it

– Fat people airline policies create anxiety for fat people

– We discuss what old timey candy should be removed from history and it makes us Google old people lingeri


Loose Noose: March 7th, 2016

Loose Noose Podcast for March 7, 2016
Show Title: Tingle & the Gooch

– Guests: Ryan and the Kidd (of 103.1 WJGK radio)
– Dalton has a shitty vocabulary and understanding of the English language
– Dalton thinks Laz is slipping
– Shannon takes her fiance on a whore tour (Shannon is a Whore Guide)
– Joe Coletta calls in (precursor to the Cousin Joe Show evisceration of Ryan Dalton)


The Conte and Kenny Show: March 7th, 2016

“Peyton Manning and Penis Names”

-Bad Gig

-Keeping your cool

-Otto’s favorite songs

-Peyton Manning

-Nancy Reagan


Rorschach And Doc: March 5th, 2016

Rorschach And Doc 3-5-16

– Hell’s Kitchen Talk… Our boy Jared almost got thrown off…

– Speaking of Jared….

– Royce and Doc show took over.

– Cat Burgled Valor

– Trannyisms for a woman beating Nazi drunk

– Breasts and Netflix