The Cousin Joe Show: February 4th, 2016

– With Guest Shannon Cooke
– We Tell Tons of Old Sex Stories
– Guy Dies Fucking A Hooker and Has His Dead Cock Surgically Detached From Her
– Royce Calls In
– College Students Are Retarded
– The Worst Things A Guy Can Say In Bed


Hippojuice: February 3rd, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 2/3/2016:

– White people snowboard in NYC and try to marry their computers

– John doesn’t know how organ transplants work but he would go to Argentina for Axe hair products

– A guy invented a robots to keep telemarketers talking while someone else invented Taco Bell lasagna


Elvis and Alfred: February 3rd, 2016

Show Highlights:

-The Silence of the Lamb house is up for sale

-Puddle of Mudd lead singer loses his shit on stage yelling at the audience.

-Puddle of Mudd is still a band

-Elvis talks about his time visiting a Porn Convention

-Music in this episode, Built to Spill, Spraynard, War Generation, Silent Majority, At The Drive-In, Smoking Popes, Rubblebucket


Dutch and Royce: February 2nd, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 2/2/2016:

– We try to understand Captain Planet a little better

– We explore Pixar and Adam Sandler continuity theories

– Hammy’s girlfriend calls in to tell us embarassing stories about him


Brainstu Radio: February 2nd, 2016


– A second host disagreement about the creative direction causes another argument off air
– Joes cohost Dave acted really weird towards a guest on last weeks Cousin Joe Show
– The singer of Puddle Of Mudd is doing REALLY well
– Snowboarders use the blizzard of NYC to snowboard in the streets with the NYPD
– A school is canceling celebrating all holidays, because reasons
– Phil Anselmo is a racist, but everybody knew that already


Loose Noose: February 1st, 2016

Show title: Needs to, Wants to, Deserves to


– Shannon’s fiancé, BJ is this week’s guest
– Ball stuffing (I want it all in me)
– Laz may be a pedophile
– Strip club sadness – hot chicks losing their looks
– Shannon fapped to her friend’s parents’ homemade porn (at age 9)
– Epic shit-dick blowjob story
– Roundtable shitting/farting/wiping habits


The Sully Show: January 31st, 2016

The Sully Show Highlights for Jan 31st, 2016

– Google pays man $6,006.13 for domain name he owned for 1 minutes

– Comcast and family life update

– The ‪#‎DuctTapeChallenge‬ and how we weren’t that stupid growing up

– Gainsville PD answers noise disturbance call, ends up playing basket ball with the kids. Surprises them the next day with Shaq.

– Father found not guilty for taking daughters iPhone

– Man puts screw up his penis and complains he can’t pee

– Dumb Ass of the Week: Woman goes on a Rampage Naked in a Waffle House


Rorschach And Doc: January 30th, 2016

– Showing off the new promos

– MasterChef and Hell’s Kitchen

– Docs work history!

– Furries attack Tony The Tiger .. Rorschach admits attraction to Furry girls

– Kanye, Dan Harmon and sex

– Doug Stanhope is single and ready to mingle

– The Batchelor SUX


High Society Radio: January 29th, 2016

-Feed the ghost
-Johnny hates art
-Chris is going to Asia
-Bronx Johnny AMA
-Stanley vs. Libtards


The Cousin Joe Show: January 28th, 2016

– With Guest Shannon Cooke from Loose Noose podcast in studio

– Shit gets weird

– Royce calls in, Guy jerks off while driving and crashes to a hilarious death

– China laces it’s food with morphine making it the best country in the world.

– Shannon tells some jerk-off-able sex stories

– We review 18 things girls should never stick up their slit (according to fox news health).


Hippojuice: January 27th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 1/27/16:

– Middle-Aged Radioactive Jujitsu Turkeys is Royce’s new cartoon pitch to compete with TMNT

– Amy Schumer is accused of stealing jokes and a few comedians call in to discuss their theories on the matter

– We play Millennial Bingo and lose poorly


Dutch and Royce January 26th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 1/26/16:

– Mitch proposed to Sherri last weekend and she said YAAAAS!

– We make their wedding planning all about us

– Royce tries to help a loose dog and gets bit while Dutch goes to Playoff games


Rorschach And Doc: January 23rd, 2016

– Doctor Who News!!!

– Grapefruit Blowjob!!

– Suicide Squad.. Amy Shumer.. and Grapefruit blowjobs!!!


High Society Radio: January 22ND, 2016

-Pizza party recap.
-Coloring book parties
-beltsy the self adjusting belt.
-Machine that will cook for you
-Hood genius marries star witness


The Cousin Joe Show: January 21st, 2016

– We Welcome The Loose Noose Podcast To MLR
– Pearl Jam Announces Tour/Bonnaroo
– Royce & Marie Join Us For Bonnaroo Talk
– Amy Schumer’s MPV Award, Joke Stealing Claims, Twitter Joke
– Local Dr. Doses & Cums On Patient
– Joe’s High School Fashion


Hippojuice: January 20th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 1/20/16:

– It’s been 12 years since Howard Dean let out his epic yell, but now Trump is winning

– A professional dick pic photographer took Marie’s idea for dressing up penises, so she’s going to photograph vaginas as vases – called vagé

– We also lay claim to as the new porn fetish


Dutch and Royce: January 19th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 1/19/16:

– The 2016 Oscar nominations are in and we discuss Mad Max, The Revenant, The Hateful Eight, The Martian and others

– John saw Saliva at a strip club, and it’s not the 90’s

– Joel has to try not to get on a flight to Salt Lake City, and the rest of us share work fuckup stories

– Bronx Johnny from High Society Radio Calls in to talk pizza party


Brainstu Radio: January 19th, 2016

Brainstu Radio 1-19-16 uploading now to Dropbox


– Awkwardness happens when Joe and Hammy dislike a bit idea Punchy presents
– Katie was arrested because she didn’t pay a parking ticket she already paid 3 times
– The top Youtube earners in 2015 made more money in one year than we will ever see in our lives
– Joe and Hammy review The Hateful Eight and The Revenant
– The Oscars are allegedly racist because they didn’t nominate any black people for best actor and actress


The Conte and Kenny Show: January 18th, 2016

“Reality Suites” 1-18-16

– Planet Jersey

– Kenny and the Bachelor party

– Conte’s cousin Antonio and his band Reality Suites

-Medieval Times

– Nelson News


The Sully Show: January 17th, 2016

– Best of Show this week. If it doesn’t make sense… sorry

– Dumb Ass of the Week: TN woman makes a GoFundMe page after spending all her money on the 1.5 Billion Powerball Prize she didn’t win.


Rorschach and Doc: January 16th, 2016

Rorschach and Doc 1-16-16

– Doc and Rorschach discuss if life is a dream.. and what really is reality

– We celebrate David Bowie

– Its The Bitches Show! Doc and Rorschach rate bitches and throw them in fireplaces

– The creepy Donald Trump campaign song

– Weird games cats play


High Society Radio: January 15th, 2016

Bronx Johnny gets called out, BK Chris organizes a party and CPHS is tired and confused.

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The Cousin Joe Show: January 14th, 2016

– Joe Films A Polite Discussion
– More Making A Murderer Talk
– Proffessional Cock Photographer
– Woman With Two Vaginas
– Baildbonds Calls


Elvis and Alfred, January 14th, 2016


-We look into the Cochella 2016 lineup

-Talk about Lemmy and David Bowie. Changing the name of a Jack and Coke to The Lemmy and Alfred suggest we start calling cocaine Ziggy Stardust

-If Jameson and Alfred won the Powerball

-Music in this episode, Dog VS Wolf, David Bowie, Chuck Regan, The Germs, Iron Chic, Break Anchor


Hippojuice: January 13th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 1/13/16:

– Brendan Dassey and Steven Avery have a rap song made by Brendan’s brother Brad

– Cousin Joe yells at a man for not thanking him while he held the door open

– Waffle Houses are places for hairdo’s and murders just don’t save the condiment packets after a year


Dutch and Royce January 12th, 2016

– Making a Murderer talk

– Best white trash bands

– #HallandOates2016


Brainstu Radio: January 12th, 2016


– David Bowies death and what musicians of today are at the “all time legendary” status level
– Ricky Gervais has a hysterical opening monologue at the Golden Globes
– Oregon State Universities social justice retreats
– A professional photographer is taking glamor shots of dicks by dressing them up and selling the prints
– Homeless man shits in Starbucks
– Robot Police force look more like Daleks from Doctor Who


The Conte and Kenny Show: January 11th, 2016

“The Lesbian Slot Machine”

– David Bowie

– Lottery

– Born This Way

-The News w/ Doug Nelson


The Sully Show: January 10th, 2016

– Adam got hitched and danced with a Tom Brady life size cut out

– Powerball is now at $1.3 Billion and what would we do we won the lotto.

– Bar Owner has perfect response to a woman’s facebook post about New Years Eve

– Dumb Ass of the Week: Man steals a cushion from a pub and was caught on CCTV.

-Dunkin Donuts Druggie