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Hippojuice: January 11th, 2017

Hippojuice Highlights 1/11/17:

– Piss Gate is really just 4Chan trolling the CIA

– Taco Bell can do no wrong releasing the Naked Chicken Chalupa while also being ranked the healthiest fast food chain

– The Sausage Castle burns down suspiciously

– We review the top 25 Florida Man stories from 2016

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Dutch And Royce: January 10th, 2017

Dutch And Royce Highlights 1/10/17:

– Royce and Marie go to New York aka The Cork of the Country

– Fuck Spirit Airlines don’t ever use them seriously

– Russia has dirt on Trump, or do they?

– Mitch keeps asking Alexa to buy things

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Elvis and Alfred: January 12th, 2017

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS

-We are back for the new year

-Recorded live at the Half Penny Pub of Sayville

-New music in this episode

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The Reel Thing: January 9, 2017

The Reel Thing for January 9, 2017

-Greetings from the other side of 2016 and Happy New Year! We welcome back all of our lovely followers by discussing the recent champ at the box office, Rogue One…..wait, Hidden Figures won last week???

-The Golden Globes occurred last night, and we discuss the winners and our takes on the movie awards season moving forward

-Chris and Mark both review the critically acclaimed La La Land, as well as the equally lauded Manchester By The Sea

-Furthermore, The Reel Thing hosts both give their respective Top Ten of 2016

-Finally, Mark and Chris give a quick preview of their most anticipated movies in 2017, as well as a side bet that definitely needs to be mentioned during the 2017 NFL playoffs, AND a reminder to be excellent to each other (shameless plug to Buttercup Sunset, RamCat Jackson and Cupcake Burlesque FTW)…PARTY ON, DUDES!!!!!!

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Talk Radio Meltdown: January 6th, 2017

Talk Radio Meltdown 1/6/17 – Episode 338: TalkRadioMelt

– Our new fancy mixing console is put to the test
– Beginning the first show of the new year with a horrific joke by Red
– Join Red’s Clash Royale group, “TalkRadioMelt”
– Super Mario Run, or Nintendo’s attempt at entering the free-to-play games market
– Mariah Carey’s career, the final celebrity death of 2016
– Some doofus crashed his Lamborghini on I-93 in Quincy
– Video game rage: Kid gets flashbanged, flips his shit playing Call of Duty

– SPOILERS: The end of Star Wars: Rogue One is discussed
– Helen Mirren vs. Meryl Streep vs. Betty White
– Girl Meets World has been canceled

– Jimmy John’s has invaded Massachusetts
– Mike’s wife presents “Working with a One-Upper”
– Donald Trump vs. Arnold Schwarzenegger: Battle for the ratings!

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Rorschach and Doc: January 7th, 2017

Rorschach and Doc 01/07/2017:

– New Years Eve Night LIVE Saturday Morning Special
– Special guest: Guppy
– Regional Food and Pissing the Bed
– Resolutions and Incest Porn
– Guppy’s Songs
– We go on a Musical Adventure

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Brainstu Wrestling: January 4th, 2017

 

– Braun Stroman’s Tinder profile has been leaked, so we take a guess as to what wrestlers in character would put as their Tinder tag lines
– Raw & Smackdown recap: Smackdown is doing everything right while Raw is doing everything wrong
– TNA has a new majority owner
– Wrestle Kingdom 11 already being called the PPV of the year

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Dutch and Royce: January 3rd, 2017

Dutch and Royce Highlights 1/3/17:

– Welcome to 2017, we share our New Year’s Eve Stories

– Refreshments were served, yes. On many pool tables.

– Is Brunch a new religion?

– Brent Musburger is in the news for defending Joe Mixon

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Talk Radio Meltdown : December 30th, 2016

Talk Radio Meltdown 12/30/16 – Episode 337: My Year In Lists

– Enjoy our final episode of the year; a year we would otherwise like to forget
– Acquiring the new board for the show has been nothing short of a nightmare for Jack
– The Great Celebrity Genocide of 2016 has hit it’s peak: RIP Carrie Fisher, – Debbie Reynolds, the actor who performed Alf, and the guy who invented the Red Solo cup
– Man creates a GoFundMe to protect Betty White from 2016
– Jack really dislikes country music

– Talk Radio Meltdown’s Top 10 songs of 2016, continued!
– Steve Martin and Cinnabon post tweets about Carrie Fisher that offend everyone (but probably would have made Carrie Fisher herself laugh)
– Rogue One is one of the best Star Wars movies in the franchise
– Jack watched the Eagles tribute on CBS
– Horrific names for your baby

– Battlefield 1 players attempt a Christmas truce and party like it’s 1914
– Buckcherry, not to be confused with Chuck Berry; one should be dead, and one is still very much alive

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Rorschach and Doc: December 31st, 2016

Rorschach and Doc 12/31/2016:

– We’re Both Tired
– Best Movies of 2016
– Best Fictional Bitches of 2016
– Guppy’s Corner
– Best Music of 2016
– Best Video Games of 2016
– Best Television of 2016
– Bitches of the Year

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Hippojuice: December 28th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 12/28/16:

– Royce tells an Uber story about Spirit airlines getting sued

– We run down some of the better Christmas movies and realize Kyle hasn’t seen many growing up as a JW

– Yoga pants are ruining our morals and Louboutins are exchanged for blow jobs

– Were Cinnabon and Steve Martin offensive with their Carrie Fisher tweets? Breaking news, we also just lost Debbie Reynolds

– We run through technology predictions for 2020

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Brainstu Wrestling: December 28th, 2016

– The 2016 Brainstu Awards: The best and worst of Pro Wrestling in the year of 2016
– Reflecting on 2016 and the incredible year it was in the world of Pro Wrestling

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Dutch and Royce: December 27th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 12/27/16:

– Don’t worry guys 2016 is almost over. RIP Carrie Fisher and George Michael.

– We give plenty of reasons why 2016 is awesome

– Mitch and Sherri can’t get rid of their foster dog fast enough

– We tell Christmas stories

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The Reel Thing: December 27, 2016

The Reel Thing for December 27, 2016

-Happy Holidays to one and all, and may the Force be with you as we both review the reigning champ for the last two weeks from a galaxy, far, far away, Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. It’s made a ton of dough at the box office, but is it worth the hype or are we being pulled into another SW cash grab (FYI, technically they’re all cash grabs, to be honest)?

-RIP Carrie Fisher, who died today. We remember her for being the bad ass woman that she was and is to fans of Star Wars (and film) everywhere #SIGNIFICANTDEATHS

-Chris and Mark review two new trailers that came out, both courtesy of Ripley Scott (Alien: Covenant and Blade Runner 2049), and Mark may have to watch a movie for #FINALLY based on this conversation

-We end this year (and the holiday season) with a run-through of our favorite and recommended Christmas movies you should give a damn about. WELCOME TO THE PARTY, PAL!

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Rorschach and Doc: December 24th, 2016

Rorschach and Doc 12/24/2016:

– Rorschach’s Journey Part 2
– Doc’s Smash Hit Song
– Guppy’s Corner
– Christmas Gift Exchange
– Furries and Furry Porn Talk
– Snopes Founder’s Whore Wife

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Talk Radio Meltdown: December 23rd, 2016

Talk Radio Meltdown 12-23-16 – Episode 336: Does a Menu Count?

– The start of this episode was plagued with equipment malfunctions. Enjoy Jack’s silent rage!
– Carrie Fisher suffers a massive heart attack on a flight
– WAAF (formerly “The Place We Can’t Talk About”) rejiggers its on-air lineup
– Tiny Toon Adventures was an animated masterpiece

– Talk Radio Meltdown’s Top 10 songs of 2016
– The importance of audio quality
– Introducing Cooper, Jack and Kate’s new roommate

– blink-182 has a new album recorded
– Jack kept his promise from Episode 335 and edited Red saying “fuck you” six different ways
– Red has his own list of Top 10 things from 2016, neither of which are books

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Masters Of None: December 25th, 2016

– Worst Christmas Songs of All Time Volume 8
– We go over some of the worst songs we’ve ever reviewed
– She and Him are really missing their calling as Horror Movie Music producers

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The Cousin Joe Show: December 22nd, 2016

– With Royce Lopez
– First Show In The New Studio
– Joe Makes Friends With His Neighbours
– Tv/Movie Talk, Actresses That Fuck Up Their Faces With Plastic
– Vin Diesel’s (maybe) Drunk Interview
– Chinaman Nipple Fondler Caught….FINALLY

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Dutch and Royce: December 20th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 12/20/16:

– Royce and Marie take a fancy Uber to a Hookah Bar

– Mitch and Sherri are nice and now they are having puppies

– Marie says The OA is a better show than Westworld

– We’re all on the spectrum on some level

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Talk Radio Meltdown: December 16th, 2016

Talk Radio Meltdown 12/16/16

– This is a live radio show once again! Listen to Talk Radio Meltdown on More Like Radio every Friday 8-10pm ET
– “Jack was right.” – James “Big Red” Park II
– Prior to the show, there was a heated debate over Johnny Galecki
– Recapping the Celebrity Genocide of 2016, because more of them died
– Spoiling the big cliffhanger on This Is Us
– Donald Trump has a slight disdain towards SNL
– What might Arnold Schwarzenegger’s catchphrase be on “The New Celebrity Apprentice?”
– MSN has a long-ass list for “In Memoriam 2016”
– How to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and why you’re probably not thinking about it
– Christopher Walken reviews “Hacksaw Ridge”
– What even is the point of the “The Fast and the Furious” franchise?
– Mike Epps: Once funny, now not
– The iPhone 6s is evidently doing its best impression of the Samsung Galaxy Note

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The Cousin Joe Show: December 15th, 2016

-With Guest Royce Lopez
-War Dogs/Jonah Hill talk/movie comedy talk
-VR update
– If Joe Was in Westworld
– Drugs at a concert, legal and illegal
– Sex talk
– We learn about Half night stands

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Hippojuice: December 14th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 12/14/16:

– How hipsters killed food in 2016.

– Pastor Royce claims to make men’s penises larger by massaging them with his hands.

– FSU student redirects the entire school to meatspin.com and doesn’t get a medal.

– Would you eat a My Little Pony burger?

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The Reel Thing: December 13, 2016

The Reel Thing for December 13, 2016

-Happy Holidays, ya filthy animals! We talk the numbers for the last two weeks (the reigning champ for the last two weeks, Moana…the Hawaiian version, not by Tony Danza), and review some recently released Golden Globe contenders, including Loving and Nocturnal Animals

-Rapid fire time! Some quick takes from Chris and Mark in regards to some new trailers (The Mummy reboot with Tom Cruise, Spiderman: Homecoming, etc.), Jimmy Kimmel hosting the Oscars, Trump versus SNL, and some ground rules needed for movie trailers moving forward into the awards season.

-Speaking of which, we review the nominees for the Golden Globes, and briefly touch back on the season finale of Westworld.

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Dutch and Royce: December 13th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 12/13/2016:

– What is Zach Braff doing now, and breaking news Alan Thicke dies at 69 years old

– West World review: spoilers are coming.

– Can we watch TV without looking at our phones?

– We discuss who is spoiled and who wasn’t. News flash, Dutch wasn’t.

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Rorschach and Doc : December 10th, 2016

Rorschach and Doc 12/10/2016:

– Guppy’s Corner
– Sexy Talk About Burgers
– Spider-man and Stephanie Tanner
– You Need To Watch Your Mouth
– Baby It’s Cold Outside
– Hot Ass Music Bitches

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Hippojuice: December 8th, 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 12/7/2016:

– Royce and Marie open the show alone and talk about what makes someone funny and where Pastor Royce came from

– We go into Kyle’s back story of why he likes tech and AI so much

– Royce talks about how he’s using his new Google Home and we explore how cars are integrating with Google and where VR is going next

– Warning, Royce spoils Westworld at 8:45 accidentally.

– Amazon is building grocery stores you can just walk out of and pay

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The Elvis & Alfred Show: December 8th, 2016

 

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:

-We recorded live at Punktoberfest at the Great South Bay Brewery

-2nd hour we return to record at The Half Penny Pub of Sayville

– Alfred yells at Jameson.

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Dutch and Royce: December 6th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 12/6/2016:

– Joel does Christmas kinda, Royce and Marie have a Christmas Boat Parade, and Mitch and Sherri have a holiday party

– Royce and Joel come up with alternative traditions to a bouquet and garter toss at a wedding

– We discuss songs Sherri should use in her wedding and Royce breaks Marie when he makes it clap

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Rorschach and Doc: December 3rd, 2016

– Voicemails
– Gay Vampires & Serial Killer Calling Cards
– Millennials Don’t Have Game
– Guppy’s Corner
– Why Women Like Calling Men “Daddy”
– Suicide Squad Review & Great New Music

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